Pay no attention to how the Grim Reaper was able to shrink and fit into the car. You’re paying attention to it aren’t you? Damn it! What did I just say?
FINE!
Okay look, there is a lot of space between your vertebra which allows for an incredible degree of expansion and contraction. It’s a little know fact that the Grim Reaper is able to stretch and shrink any time he wants to. It’s the same reason old people get tinier as they age.
In fact your Grandpa could probably stretch himself out like a slinky if he wanted to or flatten himself till he could fit under your bed. All old people can do that…. And Grim Reapers too.
Why would I lie about that?
Okay I won’t lie, it’s about 2:00 a.m. right now and I’m getting a wee bit slappy. Sleep deprivation tends to do that to me yet I refuse to edit all the idiot stuff I just wrote. When I read this in the morning I can only hope that the shame it engenders will make me a stronger webcartoonist. Much like devouring the heart of your kill is supposed to grant you it’s strength.
That’s not a very good analogy, I’m going to bed.
I was going to write something about Death being married… but the wife just walked in… so Aww poor Death, no junk.
It is sad, but that begs the question. Who would marry The Grim Reaper? Crazy people that’s who.
I’ll call my ex-wife. She’d be into it.
Poor Death, not having genitals and all that. And I think I can totally see Moon and Death becoming good buddies.
And where are those pictures?
Oh I posted them, Just Godaddy decided to be a pain in my but at three last night. They are up now. Enjoy.
Couldn’t he ask Cthulthu for a pair of balls and the rest? Now that’s a spin-off I want to see!
You may just get your wish.
Real Men don’t need genitals; they just spray sperm out of every single pore!!
Oh, uggggg…. That’s horrible. The visual on that in nauseating. You’d be like a slippery sprinkler of horror.
That actually sounds like a horrible medical condition that I hope I never get.
Well if that isn’t the plothook for a lovecraftian porno, i don’t know what is.
Stop grinning, I once was on a publisher’s website where they explicitely stated that they had the “first lovecraftian pronographic novel”!
If only I remembered the name of it. Wait a second…
http://www.edwardleeonline.com/
There you have the guy. I only know the german titel for the book, but the translations do not fit it.
Have fun!
Okay, I have way to much interest in this reasearch.
The original titel is “The Haunter on the Threshold”.
That was a terrifying mental image.. does anyone have a brain scrubber?