Pay no attention to how the Grim Reaper was able to shrink and fit into the car.  You’re paying attention to it aren’t you?  Damn it!  What did I just say?

FINE!

Okay look, there is a lot of space between your vertebra which allows for an incredible degree of expansion and contraction.  It’s a little know fact that the Grim Reaper is able to stretch and shrink any time he wants to.  It’s the same reason old people get tinier as they age.

In fact your Grandpa could probably stretch himself out like a slinky if he wanted to or flatten himself till he could fit under your bed.  All old people can do that…. And Grim Reapers too.

Why would I lie about that?

Okay I won’t lie, it’s about 2:00 a.m. right now and I’m getting a wee bit slappy.  Sleep deprivation tends to do that to me yet I refuse to edit all the idiot stuff I just wrote.  When I read this in the morning I can only hope that the shame it engenders will make me a stronger webcartoonist.  Much like devouring the heart of your kill is supposed to grant you it’s strength.

That’s not a very good analogy, I’m going to bed.