Valentine’s day is tomorrow. Just one more day until you can get in trouble with your significant other for screwing up yet another Valentine’s day. Does that sound pessimistic.
Yes, yes it does. Let’s just say that’s from years and years of experience…… I suck. 
See my wife gave me an out this year… She said “Let’s just spend time together, we don’t have to buy each other anything.”
I said sure, we’ll come up with something nice to do together.
Except in the back of my head General Ackbar gave me his warning “IT’S A TRAP!!!”
Thank Cthulhu that my couch is comfy.
That is the ultimate trap. All women do this and they need to be stopped. For some reason if you believe them you are an insensitive jerk.
This has happened to me more than once. You’d think I’d learn.
Sigh. I bought the red satin mini-dress, with “present” bow and cut-out back; the black stockings with red hearts; and the killer heels, compleat with wicked spikes. Now I find out HE’S not working on Thursday, and I am. How am I supposed to sneak into the outfit and surprise him? AND I’ve developed this nasty corn that wants to argue with me about how long I can wear the shoes. My only consolation is that he doesn’t want to go out to dinner or anything.
He’d better appreciate this, by damn…
Your boyfriend/husband is a lucky man. That’s actually very sweet.
…. Now here’s the part where I am clearly demented. I reread your paragraph, but in my head substituted your charming voice with the voice of Murry, the chain smoking 300lb trucker from Texas.
It’s still sweet, but leaves me with a vague feeling of unease.
Sorry – non-smoker, San Franciscan, size 12 redhead. But I know how precious those fantasies can be… at least my voice is in the alto range.
I hope you can forgive me for destroying your cherished illusions.
So that’s a no on the 300lb trucker. (Sadness)
Well at least you’ve got read hair, so that’s something. I am always surrounded by Gingers. You should see my daughter, she is translucent.
I call her “The Day walker” One day she may punch me for that.
Red hair is fun. I literally glow under blacklight. it’s a fun party trick :3
MY boyfriend and I don’t really celebrate Valentines with all the frills. He makes dinner, I make dessert (or vice versa) and we play video games together.
Worse case scenario just think of it this way, Valentines day is just the eve before National Chocolate Discount Day.
You tell your boyfriend that I told him to marry you.
I’m on marriage number 2 at the ten year mark. Girls like that are rare.
My Valentins Day would have been better if I had access to the internet from my laptop instead of having to use my phone.
Hey, It WAS Valentine Day… guess I missed it. well, my boyfriend didn’t remember either, so I guess it’s cool…