I just realized something about my comic vs. other comics I read. I make very few dick and fart jokes, but I do make a hell of a lot of boob jokes.
Well zombie cleavage to be more specific.
I used to feel a little bit of shame about that, which is unusual for me as I rarely feel shame. Then my wife and father-in-law told me the comic needed more cleavage and that’s all the permission I needed.
Also if it’s a choice between making a joke about dude’s wangs or making a joke about how much boobs are awesome, then I choose boobs.
Can you really blame me?
I can’t blame you. And there are several reasons for Rommey to hang out with her. There’s the boobs, there’s the murderfying him into a fine paste if he doesn’t, and there’s the fact that he wants to go on an adventure too.
They say money makes the world go round. But that’s not true. It’s boobs, and the acquisition of boobs that makes the world go round.
Odd how come she has a nose and the rest of them don’t? o_O
Female zombies keep their noses, male zombies don’t. If you need more explanation than that, just chalk it up to the magic of bullshit. Or ask Carter.
It’s a little known fact that Estrogen has some incredible adhesion properties. That’s why their noses don’t fall off.
….also a wizard did it.
Well…
Did you plan on making her head tiny in the third panel (to make her boobs look igger) or was this just hapopenstance?
Also: No Homo. I looked a her breasts a long tme before I noticed that.
Never saw the appeal of boobs. Anthropologically, they’re just a substitute butt on women’s chests so men will look their partner in the face. They’re just ugly chest-asses to me, though.
Well McBob, that is true but what is also true is that in the earliest days of our history, a good mate was one that displayed good health (so, you know, one that didn’t die two days after you married her). One good judging of such was in fact the butt, which is a storage place for fat which could be used in lean times when little food was around. As you mentioned, breasts are sort of a secondary (and closer to eye level) butt which tries to link into this, which explains the popularity of breast implants. So at a certain level it is fixed into the ‘species survival’ section of our brain. Some of us can overcome that, some not so much.
Other judgements of health and species reproduction from there include wide hips for birthing children, long legs to draw more attention to said birthing place, and flat tummies which basically act as a ‘Vacancy’ sign.