I submit to you that Egypt is the ancient homeland of the furries. Why else would the Egyptians have gods with the heads of Jackals, Falcons, Crocodiles,…. etc. It’s simple the Egyptian people were the worlds first furries.
For the record I have done absolutely no research into this whatsoever. It’s better this way.
The more I think on it, all religions have some furry notes to it.
Christianity? God is served by an endless legion of perfectly beautiful men with dove wings.
those are angels and not furry and its not just men
If you are going to troll, please use better grammar.
actually, every angel listed in the bible is male, there are no female angels, altho, my personal opinion on it is IF god has a gender, god would be female, (not purely taking from dogma, dont worry) here comes the theory…
1. god made MAN in HIS image – without a female definition, there is no male definition and vice versa, thus god made HUMAN in GOD’S image would be more accurate.
2. to make “woman” god took from “man” a “rib” – chromosomes can be curved like a rib, and to create a copy of something with slight differences, its just not practical to start from scratch when you have an end product you can reference. Much easier to take the original and work from there.
here comes a bit of maths….
male chromosomes are X,Y (or 4,3, counting the legs)
female chromosomes are X,X (or 4,4)
god took 1 from “man” so “man” was originally X,X (4,4)
back to the begining, god made man “4,4″ in his image
man was more of a woman first, albeit without definition as previously mentioned.
thus, IF god has a gender, god would be far closer to the female gender than the male
also, would any of you girls want any competition from other females if you were making your angels? of course not. that’s why there aint no female angels.
GOD IS A CHICK. ( in my opinion )
(before all you nay-sayers out there jump on me for this, please be advised, this is just the OPINION of 1 guy, and OPINIONS are neither RIGHT or WRONG, they are just a colection of thoughts and ideas that help you see things from different perspectives if you let them, please do not confuse OPINION with FACT, they are 2 different things, starting with the spelling.)
tl;dr :3
you have truth in what you say but if you were a sex dominate male at that time would you really want to right down something you didn’t like hearing about? and the creation story isn’t real its true god did create the world but not like that if he did then everyone would be a product of incest and even in the bible says that Adam had servants that weren’t family members so if god created 1 man 1 woman then where did the servants and all the other people come from? and pretty much when its said made in god’s image its not talking about gender more of spiritual essence the human body is just a vessel to live in this plane
hence the “IF god has a gender” part of my opinion, and i really do agree with you on the sex dominant male thing, to take the bible so literally would be foolhardy, as it was in my opinion most definitely written in bias with a very wide margin of “lateral interpretation” to put it lightly
thanks for the reply dude.
Egypt ant the ancient mysterious land of the furries when they created there gods they were never considered furries at all
Oooooooor is it possible that Tsapki is right and that’s just how deep furries are tied to the afterlife and all religions.
Think about it, if the gods themselves have “Fursonas” and their servants are indeed furries, then the afterlife is going to involve a lot of people wearing fox ears and wearing furry suits.
I am so amused right now I can’t even tell you.
Heaven is full of furries.
Ooh – the Mormons are going to be really pissed when they find out that the “magic underwear” were supposed to have tails…
Lol, I live in Utah. You would be surprised how many people would be cool with adding a tail to that.
Also the Pope’s hat…. Used to have fox ears attached. That a little known fact I just made up.
i think in heaven you can look like what ever you want to look like so fur-suits wouldn’t be needed
lol if you think about it yes furries are embeded in religion but so is beastiality after all zues took on the form of a bull maaany times to seduce and sleep with women
omg i can now never be rid of that image….what have i done
That is true, but that just shows what a cool smooth talker Zues is that he is able to convince the ladies of his sexyness even in Bull form. Unless said ladies were into bulls, but I don’t want to think about that.
Greek Gods were amazingly horny, but sadly if you “got busy” with a Greek god it tended to go pretty badly for you after that. Greek mythology is rife with people getting cursed after doing a God.
Stay safe kids, don’t do it with Bulls, or swans, or rays of light etc… Because it just might be a Greek god and then you’re knocked up or cursed.
That is an excellent PSA. Also don’t forget kids, stay in school… and off my Lawn!
I was going to comment on how great the comic was, then I read the comments, this stuff is truly golden! <3 And yeah, ancient Egyptians=furries, totally seems legit! ~^=^~