Apocalypse Teasers They Must Be Punished
on January 4, 2013 at 3:00 amApocalypse Teasers. So how many Apocalypses were supposed to take place in 2012. Crap tonnes, that’s how many. It seams to me that we have had arm chair prophets of the end times coming out of the wood work to tell us how we’re all gonna die. I feel like if you declare the apocalypse is supposed to happen and it doesn’t, you should probably be punished in some delightfully humiliating way.
If you are reading this then I can only assume that you are not dead… Of possibly you are dead, but just have unusually high reading skills for a zombie. If so, I’m impressed.
I’ve grown up in Utah and I can tell you that from a very early age I have been told by various apocalypse teasers that I would be alive during the coming end times…. I am now Thirty-Eight years old and I ain’t getting any younger. Lets get a move on people! I am beginning to suspect that in fact I will never see it. (Sadness)
I used to actually keep track of how many crackpots / apocalypse teasers over the years said the world was going to end, but I lost count after I had lived through a dozen different days that End times were scheduled to occur.
That’s how much my childhood affected me. How many children do you know who keep track of crazy predictions of doom. I almost wish I could go back in time just so I could punch a bunch of adults in the mouth for damaging my young impressionable mind. Since that’s not going to happen either, I’ll just settle for being a delightfully bitter and cynical adult. 
I WANT MY APOCALYPSE DAMN IT! Sadly it just doesn’t seam to be happening.
Now, I do love reading the stories of the people who spent all their money because they thought the world would end. Aaah how their suffering nourishes the black lump of evil that I call my soul.
If I can’t spend my days testing my metal against a horde of undead I can at least enjoy a little schadenfreude at the people who royally screwed up their lives because they took the word of some apocalypse teasers a bit too seriously.
i’m not going to lie, carter some times you worry me
Why? Is it because I fantasize about paddeling crackpot apocalypse prophets on their bare bums? Why would that be worrisome?
Leave the Mayans out of this. They never said the world would end. The ones who did were the same idiot scientists who falsified the global warming research.
That is very true. The Mayans never said anything about the end of the world. However, I have to take some artistic liberties with the cartoon. If I tried to draw the individuals responsible for the Mayan Calendar end of world prediction nobody would get the reference.
Perhaps that’s why the Mayan guy has such a grumpy expression on his face. Perhaps he knows he’s being falsely accused.
Um, no. Wrong. First of all, no scientists said anything about the Mayan Calendar, so you’re wrong right there. It was one scholar who surmised that it meant a belief in the end of days, but he quickly recanted it. It has only been idiot laypeople who were spreading the idea that Dec. 21, 2012 was the end of days.
Second of all; Global Warming is real; there is not a single credible, reliable scientist who disagrees, and 99% of them have confirmed that it’s anthropogenic. That means mankind is the cause. These are not just people calling themselves scientists; these are actual Climatologists; experts on the Climate, who are checking the veracity of each other’s work by testing it for themselves. If you’re going to say that there is some kind of conspiracy of scientists to “sell” Climate Change Science to people, I will tell you that 1) None of them benefit in any way by warning us about Climate change, so there is no motivation for them to lie. 2) Industry is heavily devoted to preventing any steps from being taken to reduce the damage done at this stage, and they have lots of money and motive to do so. They have also been caught many times in the past polluting recklessly, so this moronic Climate Change Denial Propaganda is true to form for them.
So if in the face of overwhelming, verifiable evidence, you’re still going to insist that Global Warming isn’t real, then I have a special needs class that you need to be in, because you have no logic or reasoning skills whatsoever.
I’ve been part of the undead horde for a while and that intelligence comment is insulting.
But as one of the undead horde you are clearly one of the elites as you can use a computer, type, and you are visiting the site (Which automatically makes you awesome).
See, no need for you to be insulted.
Also I suspect that you have minty fresh breath, which is a plus for a zombie.
Cu dose on your excellent dental care.
Just practice the mystic art of necromancy, we bring dead things to life.
So do the Republicans; every election. The Dead are Among Us and they’re voting Republican!
I dunno which one of these people were dumber, the brain-dead undead, the apocalypse teasers or gullible idiots who believe the apocalypse teasers.
No wait, the answer is the latter two.