Nothing makes me feel older than when I make a “Silence of the Lambs” reference to the twenty somethings I work with and they have no idea what I’m talking about. Come on! That’s one of those movies you have to know about to understand modern horror. Being young is no excuse for not seeing it. Also I’m tired of you young people making me feel creepy old.
Here’s a question, how would you know if a zombie had eczema or if it was simple rot setting in? Would your skin care routine change much for either. I imagine you would need a lot of moisturizer, possibly preservatives, and maybe even a protective coating.
So if you become a zombie you’ll need skin cream, formaldehyde, and Minwax floor sealant
Have you read David Wellington’s “Monster” Series? A zombie does the whole formaldehyde bit to try to preserve himself.
Have you seen Death Becomes Her. I always think that the stuff they took turned them into zombies.
Sounds like the beauty regime from Dylan Dog – only you forgot the Pine-Sol for that “just-washed freshness”…
I’ve heard of the “Monster” series. I’ve got to read it.
“Death Becomes Her” is one of my all time favorite movies. Zombie body maintenance is a huge part of that movie.
“Dylan Dog” Not a bad movie, but it felt like a two hour “Buffy the Vampire” style movie. I was hoping for more.
… I just liked the zombie. The actor is truly gifted at “awkward.”
I’ll admit, I’ve never seen Silence of the Lambs. However, I have seen this scene before. In fact, I remember seeing a LEGO musical version of this scene. It was funny.
Have you seen the “It puts the Lotion on its Skin” video?
I haven’t. I see I need to edjumicate myself. Cool.