Virgin Sacrifices Are Harder Than They Used To Be
on December 3, 2012 at 3:00 amVirgin Sacrifice….. Why? Why has that ever even existed? Sure you could argue that someone who is a virgin is more pure and therefore more valued as a sacrifice to your evil deity of choice.
I however argue that the whole concept of virgin sacrifice was probably originally thought of by ugly dudes attempting to convince potentially sacrificial fair maidens to essentially “Give it up.” That’s just my theory.
I imagine the sales pitch being, “Sure I’m a troglodyte, and I physically and intellectually disgust you, but if we were to get busy is would save you from being tossed into a volcano….. Wink Wink.”
You can’t deny that that is a very effective sales pitch.
However, if a woman is willing to turn you down in favor of a painful plunge into lava flow…. Then I assure you, you are one truly repellent dude.
That’s got to play merry hell with your self esteem.
I think they’re going to have to tie Moon down during this one, as well as keeping a 24 hour watch on Meat Lady.
This gave me flashbacks to a college buddy of me…
Very Lady Ga-Ga…. the dress not Moon unless he’s putting on his jellyfish outfit.
After drawing this I told my wife I had a new fetish. Sadly my wife told me she would not dress up like a pork chop for me.
I was crushed.
Tell me you`r email and i will send pics of me dressed as a pork chop. That is the least i can do for the subscription at ismouth ladies
If that magazine actually existed I’d comp us all copies. That would be awesome.
Maybe she’d rather you asked her to be a T-Bone steak?
You know next too moon I am sure that volcano looks pretty tempting
I blame you for making “Meat Virgin” an actual thing. You know, now, that it’s going to become a meme, don’t you?
It is my standing wish to be responsible for at least one meme before I die.
Preferably one that isn’t at my own expense.
What if the cows the meat came from had been bred? Would it still count as a virgin meat lady?
I’m hoping that the “Bacon Hair” compensates for the possibility that one or more components of the “Meat Virgin” may be less virginal than others.
Nothing says “virgin” like pigs’ bellies…