By Now He Must Be Exhausted… But he/she/it just will not stop. You have to admire the Shoggoth’s determination. He/She/It’s stamina is very zombie like.
For the record and for my own amusement that little shoggoth has been perched on the back of Moon’s head for quite a while now and has not taken a single break. Not even once. I submit to you that the back of Moon’s head is probably very raw and painful about now.
That is the Energizer Shoggoth… and I am sure that Moon is using a moisturizer?
Oh please Carter, the back of Moon’s skull probably caved in a while ago an he probably didn’t feel a thing.
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Oh no, he feels it. It’s funnier to me that way.
I honestly thought it would have merged with Moon or something by now.
Seems like the average male of the human species to me.
So, your perception is that the average male has an alien squid hunping his head all the time?
Forget it, I just now get you were referring to the blog.
Yeah, thta is mostly true.
K that made me laugh.
“Hey baby!
I may look like Dagon, but I have the stamina of a shoggoth!”
I need to try that one out sometimes in a goth club.
If you find a girl who understands that reference, you marry her right away. She’s a keeper.
Despite my best efforts my wife is blissfully ignorant of the various Eldritch Horrors that await mankind’s feeble understanding of the cosmos.
If I could find a guy that would use that reference, I would at least give him a shot.
I should write E-Harmony and tell them they need to add H.P. Lovecraft knowledge to their Compatibility test.
So many marriages could be affected by this.
He must have a huge bald spot on the back of his head by now!
A bald spot? I doubt he’s even got any hair left on his head!