100% True Tales of a Cartoonist: Nearly Killed Myself
on November 12, 2012 at 3:00 amPosted In: comics, True Tales of a Cartoonist
For the record when I freaked out and shrieked like a little girl…. It was the shriek of a very manly little girl.
So I’m driving down the freeway in my beat up pickup truck and this dragon fly smacks into me and lands directly on my nether region. Rather than give my manly bits the respect they are due it buzzed hideously and wigged out. And then I’ll admit I completely lost my mind and nearly flipped my truck over into a ditch.
I kept the little monster that nearly killed me and showed it to my wife….. She was less than impressed with my manliness.
This is the little bugger that nearly killed me. If you look closely you can see that he is full of hate.
I think it’s kinde cute…
But evil.. Very very evil.
They had to get the name dragon from somewhere. He would of eaten you alive, starting with the manly bits!
Noooooo! I’m pretty happy with my manly bits and would like to keep them intact and….. bug free.
There’s a crabby joke in there somewhere.
At least it wasn’t a zombie dragonfly…QUICKLY! Get rid of it before it turns!
Ah hell, I’d have been okay with it if it had been a zombie bug.
Wait how can you tell if it’s a zombie bug?
Same way you can tell if a human is a zombie; it rotting and falling apart. Also, it will mostly target your brain.
Wow, and that left it wide open to bad jokes on brain location of most men.
Unintentional but hilarious all the same.
I had a wasp do that to me. When I got to my destination it refused to let go of my inner thigh. Good thing I’m a girl, still I must have looked funny trying to carefully pry the little guy off trying not to get stung
That horrifies me just to think about that. Ghhhahhahhhahah! (horror) Damned bugs.
I think it was a good thing I didn’t know exactly what had landed there untill I reached my destination, or I would have panicked, possibly have got stung and cause a major accedent on the highway
Now I’m curios. As far as I know, women are pretty senstive in that area too. Can’t be good to get stung there, no matter the gender.
Being a tomboy for all of my life I have had the unfortunate experiance of landing straddle on a rail. Trust me a girl will assume the same position as a guy after that. Though I’m guessing it’s not quite as painful for us as it is for a guy since most of our tenders are internal
(I had to edit this several times before posting trying to avoid innuendo)
This comic and commentary made me lol XD thank you all for improving my otherwise shitty day
That’s what we’re here for.
Bugs are the form demons take in the mortal dimension
Yeah dude, Nurgle’s wrath is comming in little episodic encounters with the minnions he has sent to punish you for not praising him properly.
Which is to say… Ha Ha!
I accept Nurgle’s humble blessings and revel in all his pustulant glory.