Today’s comic has Lovecraft’s, zombie ex-wife and his current girlfriend having a Girl talk all about him. This can only end in tears.
As a man, and might I add, an incredibly manly man, I fear when women get together and talk.
It’s not cowardice per se, yet I will admit that I am afraid. It’s simply that I know what women discuss when they get together and let me assure you that there is no subject which is forbidden or taboo.
My wife recently had a “Girls Night” this Friday. That’s a house full of women and they are between my office and the kitchen. The kitchen is where I keep all my disgustingly fatty foods. I have no choice I must possess them. That means I must run the gauntlet in order to expand my gelatinous belly.
Ladies and Gentlemen I heard…. Things. Things that would make a slightly pudgy middle aged man blush… blush with SHAME I say!
Oh the joys of girl talk
my boyfriend has learned to fear it and all that it entails.
Agreed, by the time I made it through the guantlet. My ears were burning so fiercely I nearly set the house on fire.
My friends and I have the strangest conversations. Sometimes we talk men and their skills and their lack of skills. Other times we talk about monster biology.
zombie biology can be a fascinating topic :3 there are so many unanswered questions
Now put those two conversations together Monster “biology” and how it relates to their “skills”. That can lead to some perverted yet highly entertaining conversation.
I have only two things to say right now.
FORUMS and have you watched Raised by Zombies yet?
FORUMS, yes. I need to work on that
Haven’t seen raised by zombies, I just barely finished season 2 The Walking Dead.
I’m kind of behind…..a bit.
I understand. I keep falling behind on YouTube videos and I am months behind on a majority of the webcomics I like to read.(some of which I’ve not been caught up on since August of last year)
I just keep getting busier and busier, the comic has led to doing quite a bit of freelance work lately so it’s difficult to keep up with both.
Only option is to get better, faster, stronger, or die trying though. It’s not going to slow down.
I hear yah… I live in a 900 sq ft 2 bedroom apartment, when the wife has a girls night she either has to go out or I’m going out… I can’t stand the crap they talk about.. No matter how much scotch and beer I have..
I’m thankful for my “Mancave” very very thankful.
Funny!Zombies always attract me for their dumb and funny behavior.
Agreed, it’s the very thing that makes me love them sooo much.
Yes honey, those are fingers…
Butterfingers
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Doh! I didn’t think of that. I’m stealing that.