A truly awkward zombie moment. I always feel like I never pick up on whatever social cues exist. I even bought several books on body language because I have trouble reading people.
Sadly my lack of telepathy, empathy, precognition, and common sense makes social interactions difficult at best. To be honest I have no clue how I’ve ended up married…. twice!? (Pacts with dark powers perhaps?)
Thankfully my wife has become accustomed to the fact that I am socially retarded and will likely be that way for the remainder of my days. She keeps me just this shy of stable for which I’m grateful.
Elder Marriage Gods Chant: Clatuu Verataa Idoo ?
Forums.
I just posted something odd into the general discussion random thread.
I WILL COMMENT IN THE FORUMS ONLY BUT ONLY IF THE GIVE A COOKIE PER COMMENT!/ A free autograph from MOTHERFUCKING CHULUHU!
Someone is angry >.>
please calm down.
for the children
Don’t worry, I will ensure that they receive a Cthulhu cookie…. somehow.
In Lovecraft’s defense, lot of guys would of thought the same thing.