A zombie safe house is never safe. No matter how well fortified it is the zombies will ALWAYS get in. Don’t believe me?
Have you ever….EVER seen a zombie movie where the zombie don’t get in or in some other way get at the survivors? No you haven’t. That’s because it makes a pretty boring movie with no tension what-so-ever if the zombie don’t get in and start a ruckas.
Now I bet your saying to yourself right now. “Oh yeah Mr. Smartypants. When I have a zombie fortress it’ll be totally secure, with lots of food, video games, and women.” Wrong!
Sadly zombies are fictitious monster you only find in games, movies, and books. Therefore they are subject to the rules of drama. And the rules of drama ensure that eventually the crap is going to hit the fan and there’s going to be a fight. Otherwise why put zombies into your creepy survivalist fantasy in the first place.
Sure we’ve all thought of getting ourselves a “Compound” filled with food, games, and women, but without zombies your just going to get on some sort of government watch list and that can only end in tears. You don’t want.
By the way I’m very pleased that you noticed how smart my pants are, but my eyes are up here.
THAT`S HOW I ROLL THAT`S HOW I GET ALL TEH LADIES!
The guy with the clock is 100% based on this kid I keep passing on the skate park by my house.
Dang kid, turn your hat around! ….and get of my lawn. (I just became very very old)
Oh yes I dream of a fortress in the wilderness, with solar and wind power so when the grid goes down my frozen snacks stay cool, and my video games and movies can still be played. But a bunch of girls? Since I am one I know that would be insane unless they have the survivor mentality.
Perhaps that’s why so many zombie forts fail.
Every time someone’s has food and safety in a zombie movie they always screw it up somehow.
If I ever find myself in charge of a group of survivors every time one of them gets a hair brained idea I’ll simply shout at them, “Sit down, shut up, and eat your food!”
The alternative is always death.
Hey Carter -
Met you at CONduit the last couple years. I’m a guy in a wheelchair. What makes me stand out is my legs stick out in front of me as my knees don’t bend. I’m sure you met a ton of people at various Cons so I don’t blame you if you don’t remember me.
However, since we’re on the topic of safe houses, I was wondering if you had noticed this. I saw it on Facebook a few days ago. http://www.abc-7.com/story/19340694/2012/08/22/converted-missile-silo-home-for-sale
I’ve seen that house and I want it soooooo very much. Not just for zombie defense, but because I dream of living like a hermit away from civilization
Except with internet access and lots of cons to go too…. oh yeah and a Starbucks five minutes from my house. Other than that total hermitude.
It’s amazing how quickly those “street punks” turn into pathetic, whiny little bitches when the gun’s pointing at them. “Poseur Punks” are all there is anymore.
I don’t want to be on either side of that equation as I’m terrified I’d end up in prison somehow.
I’m worried I’d end up in prison getting traded for a pack of Cools.
if he was smart (probaly not) he would’ve actualy shot twice when saying double tap
Probably true, but that plate in Moon’s head is very thick. Dodge ball is a dangerous sport.