The Reason The Zombies Will Kill Us All is humanity’s horrendous peripheral vision. I’ve been watching a full weeks worth of old zombie movies including the original “Dawn of the Dead” and judging by the characters in the movie humans are incapable of looking left or right.

It’s not like zombies are particularly subtle they wonder around and try to get you. However, the second you find yourself in a movie you must lose all situational awareness. This I can actually see myself doing in real life as I startle more easily than a meth addict hungering for a fix.

Sadly my co-workers take great delight sneaking up on my at my day job and startling the ever loving hell out of me. I almost always jump and scream like a little girl.

In my defense however I scream like a damned manly little girl. A lot of chest hair and junk.