The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man
on August 8, 2012 at 12:36 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
The worst thing that can happen to a man, even a zombie man is that his girlfriend and ex will talk. Or even worse, become friends.
Thank Cthulhu for wonderful emotions of hostility, rage, and jealousy. If it weren’t for those more men would suffer this horrific fate.
I still remember the day my wife met my ex-wife…. The HORROR!!!
That is awesome. I was expecting a cat fight probably just as much as Lovecraft.
Oh I couldn’t do that. Two women fighting over him. That would border on making him happy. That just can’t be.
Just like something from an H.P. lovecraft book, “The thing that should not be.”
And yet you cannot turn away.
This is the first time I’ve noticed that Sheila is, as far as I know, the only zombie that has a nose.
I choose to believe it’s the Estrogen that keeps her nose firmly attached to her face…. or a wizard did it.
And the coffee comes out the nose… I think he needs a small bald psychic girl to tell him to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
I’ve thought about this. I also would like a bald psychic girl who will tell me when to run.
My hope of course is that she never does… I hate running.
Why does Sheila hate him? Simple, she’s his ex. Lieutenant Cooper? Probably a mix of feminism and coping with liking a zombie.
I believe he was cursing the man-upstairs.