
It’s 3:00 am and I’ve been waiting for the intertubes to come back on so I can post this. Dang it, Al Gore, next time you invent a new medium that revolutionizes the entire world could you make it a little bit more dependable?
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His plan was foolproof….until he said his plan aloud. I’ll bet his pretzel levels where low.
Why do I hear the Price is Right fail music right now?
Right now he’ll be lucky if he’s still alive in five minutes.
Women can hit pretty hard, that’s the truth. (Pay no attention to my black eye….. I hit a doorknob… yeah that’s it. A doorknob)
Have you been checking the forums?
No, I feel shame. Just been crazy busy.
she’ll be all over him any second now, cause women love a good pretzel . plus she is wearing a little sailor girl outfit, how high could her standards really be ? it just screams i’m easy, in a good way
Sweet … angry sex.
The bretzel kinda looks like two condoms.
Maybe just me.
That’s because your minds in the gutter…. I respect that.
Well, speaking as a busty blond who has on occassion worn a little sailer girl outfit… that ploy won’t work. Murder is a turn off and batteries are free in the zombpocalypse.
Okay, I won’t lie, that “Batteries are free” comment made me laugh really hard. That was funny.
Also I salute anyone who can pull off the little Sailer girl look. …when I do it, I tend to get arrested.
I don’t know why… You certainly have the legs for it
. I used to pull it off…nowadays “I” get arrested.
Cool we’ll get arrested together. It’ll be a bonding experience… with excessive bail.