100% True Tales of a Cartoonist
on March 12, 2012 at 3:00 amMy zombie webcomic today has very little to do with zombies and more to do with the madness of the cartoonist responsible. Today’s comic is completely true. I take great amusement in completely over reacting to things people say and taking them to a ludicrous level. The awkwardness that follows is the sweetest thing ever. I love it.
So when my seven year old comes to me claiming she can’t sleep because she’s hearing voices, the first (And Most Natural) conclusion I have is that she is on the verge of demonic possession. It was a logical assumption at the time. The look on my wife’s face as I burst into the room demanding that she get me a Old priest and a Young priest so we could save my daughter’s immortal soul was priceless though.
I love the woman, she has an amazing ability to not murder me when I get this way. You’ve got to respect that.
Tune in again on Wednesday as there will be more zombie webcomic madness to enjoy.
green pee soup or pea soup?
One might be edible…I don’t want to touch the other
You’ve got a point there. But both are inedible if they come out of another person for any reason. Gross.
This made me laugh a lot. And did your daughter actually play along or did you make that part up.
And don’t think I don’t notice that your wife has super teleporting powers. Without them, how else would see have been able to change shirts and get into bed so quickly?
I agree very funny. My wife has the same reaction when my daughter (10) and I go to Walmart and use the most southern, hillbilly, redneck accents to talk to each other … VERY LOUDLY. Actually her reaction is to walk a few aisles away from us.
Wives never understand out genius. It’s very sad.
I usually coach my daughter a bit, but bit by bit she accepts daddy’s madness and plays along.
Isn’t that like the most proudest moment as a parent?
Ah, the joys of demonic child possession.
Ahh the joys of getting your children to play along. Now, it’s whatever I can do to embarrass my daughter for my own entertainment (psst, she hasn’t caught on yet ;P). My son, well, he just starts to ROFL most of the time, makes pranks difficult at best
Absolutely brilliant!! I do not see why your wife could possibly get mad at you?
You are doing the best for your daughter, demonic possession is nothing to take lightly!!!!
I like to tell my kids that they are going to make a therapist very wealthy one day.
Hope they get good jobs so they can afford it.
Or they’re become therapists themselves…
“Grandpa? Mommy says you have a Schizo-Affective Disorder. What does that mean?”
OMG! I just scared myself…
Zombie Therapists!
o.O
That sounds like a great job.
How do you feel…..”Braaaaaaiiins”
Really and how did that make you feel…..”Braaaaaaiiins”
And where were your parents….. “Braaaaaaiiins”
Easiest job in the whole world.
What if the zombie is the therapist, though?
Then of course the therapy will always involve a painful lobotomy followed by a light snack.
Wow, that’s kinda gross, I think I just made myself sick. Nice.