Zombies can’t get home owner’s insurance
on February 29, 2012 at 3:00 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
Little known fact about zombies, when they aren’t trying to get into your house and devour you they are very protective of their own homes.
‘K I could have made that part up. But I can truthfully say that when I inevitably become a zombie I’m staying home and playing video games for the rest of the zombpocalypse. Chasing down humans is too risky. They have guns you know!
I may invest in zombie defense at that point just to get the other zombies to leave me alone. Also a generator, gas, and a quick trip to Gamestop for some looting isn’t out of the question.
Carter, when my folks come home today and the friggin’ wall is broken it’s enterly your fault!
I solemnly accept the responsibility.
Romey forgot that different people have different priorities. For himself, it’s keeping an insane, psychopathic, undead she-devil from entering the house to re-kill him. For Moon it’s having a hot tub and a view of the countryside in his room.
Also clown paintings. He’s a fan of them.
huh now days humans can’t either!
the scariest thing of all to me is CLOWNS… I HATE CLOWNS!
Now add the word zombie in front of that = scarier. Now add the word Ghost in front of the zombie = I will pee my pants.
What if you scramble up the words and make it a Zombie Ghost Clown?
Besides, everyone knows the scariest thing on earth is the feared Zombie Ghost Mime.
Zombie Ghost mime…. (Shudder)