Valentine’s day is over, did you give your special zombie something good. Possibly the still beating heart of their nemesis?
My wife didn’t give me the still beating heart of my nemesis and I won’t lie, I’m a little bit hurt. I hinted around about what I wanted and was completely ignored. (Sooooo damned bitter!!!)
Oh she has an excuse, a crappy one. She kept saying something about “Not wanting to go to jail” and “Murder is wrong”… I don’t know, I guess women just aren’t as romantic as us manly dudes.
If they never find out…You will not go to jail……
But I have the annoying habit of posting about all the semi-legal things I do. It’s counter productive to my freedom I know, but I can’t help it.
Well at least they know who’s heart it is and whether the locks work or not.
What a waste of perfectly good milk. Oh, well … at least his heart was in the right place. *Ba-dum-bump!*
Lol. Okay that got me. I laughed at that.
I so need to introduce her to my WOW Troll Deathknight!
Moon’s got a remarkably good heart for a Gamer Geek. I was expecting valves crusted with cholesterol
But his heart is horribly enlarged. If he didn’t become a zombie he was bound to die of his sedentary lifestyle anyway.
I dunno, I think I gotta side with Sheila on this one. This was a very sweet gift. As you said: Heart of a nemisis and all. I hope he gets her something just as good…. maybe not pointy or sharp though…. or blunt… something soft that can’t hurt too much. Love the ‘Oh Sh%$!’ looks they have.
The gift was certainly “Heart felt”…. am I right? “Heart Felt?” Get it?
Man, I suck today.