A zombie ex-wife is way more scary than a live one because it combines the relentless endurance of the zombie with the terrifying cannibalistic evil of an ex-wife. The combination is so potent it has been known to drive lesser men to madness.
I’ve been looking for a way to bring Lovecraft’s ex-wife Sheila back into the comic. I’ve given her character a slight art upgrade, but I assure you she is still very very dangerous.
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This is where I always feel compelled to put a disclaimer.
To my own e-wife’s legal team:
The zombie character Sheila is in no way based on your client. Any behavior similar to that allegedly perpetrated by your client is entirely coincidental.For example if the character Sheila should say try to kill her ex-husband by throwing a snow globe at his head it would be purely coincidental to the time your client tried to kill me by throwing a snow globe at my head. Also when Sheila hears crazy voices that tell her to do things…. painful erratic things, this should also be considered coincidental to your own client’s inner voices making her do painful erratic bahavior.
There is no need to sue me or get litigious in any way. Besides I don’t have any money anyway.
Forget hiding your kids and wife, hide everyone you know and bar them inside a room with at least a dozen shotguns now that Sheila is back.
And how much of that disclaimer did you BS?
Not nearly as much as I’d like. She was pretty nuts.
I make poor life decisions.
why does zombie ex-wife still have her nose?
Cause she’s the most put together one out of the group?
Also… A wizard did it.
Shiela is my favorite character! Glad to have her back!
It’s the cleavage isn’t it? Something about crazy cleavage is appealing to us.
I no longer feel bad admitting things like that.
It’s a trap. I know it. Hopefully it won’t be as painful as the Saw ones.
Disclaimer should also include that Shieila is a parody of the stereo-typical crazy ex-wife and not to be confused with any real person living or undead. ^v^
They found meds that work with a zombie’s lack of metabolism?
Aperantly.
No, and sadly poor Lovecraft doesn’t know that either. She is still insane, and completely homicidal….in that i will probably make love to your corpse or grind you up and place you in a bucket then use you as lube kind of way.
Does being a homicidal ex-wife zombie turn murder into mere domestic violence?
Probably, but for Lovecraft it’s not so much that she breaks the laws, it’s more that no law could stop her.
The amoral, “Rules are meant to be broken” mentality is pretty scary if you think about it.
Holy crap that’s horrifying. I feel shame that it made me laugh.
Whether they have a metabolism or not probably depends on how high of a funtioning zombie they are.
Zombies from Fulchi’s “Zombie” are barely moving corpses, but zombies from “Return of the Living Dead” are smart, unkillable, trackstars who use your brains as pain killers.
Hmmm … you’d think those “things” would have dried up by now. Maybe the apocalypse WON’T be so bad.
Dried up?! Never! Besides I’m not sure silicone can dry up.