
I love drawing this comic, it gives me the chance to draw some of the weirdest stuff, zombies, mutants,…er… zombie mutants.
I’m old and decrepit so I saw “Total Recall” in the theater. The main impression I came away with (Other than an appreciation for three melons) is that Kuato never ever got his nose wiped. What the hell? He’s a parasitic twin with his own arms. WIPE YOUR NOSE. Or your brother could wipe it. Arnold could wipe it for all I care. You’ve got shirt in front of your slimy face all day. Wipe it on that ya weirdo!
It always really bothered me….
Then I had kids. HOLY CRAP! The little buggers run around with gallons of snot running down their faces all day and all I can think of is that they look like little Kuatos!
Here’s a note to all future fathers. Your future wives will not appreciate it if you “lovingly” refer to their precious babies as “Gross little Kuatos.” They don’t like that. Trust me I know this from experience.


I find it hilarious how calm Lovecraft is about that.
After dieing and coming back as a horrible monster it probably takes a little more to phase you.
Actually i think my wife would be fine with me calling the baby that. Of course my wife is pure awesome.
I predict Kuato will be one of the most popular baby names in the future. It’s good for a boy or a girl!
Also don’t forget. “OPEN YOUR MIND!!!! OPEN YOUR MIND!!!!”