It is so very late and I’m am so very sleepy.
Still zombies don’t draw themselves… Can you imagine how awesome that would be if they could. I could have a whole entire cadre of zombies chained to their desks pumping out comic after comic relentlessly forever…… I’m giddy just thinking of it.
That’s not that far off of what zombies are about btw. According to Haitian folklore voodoo priests (Bokors) could turn someone into a zombie and that person would basically end up being slave labor on someone’s plantation after that. Not exactly the George Romero zombie of pop culture.
Instead of eating the tasty flesh of the living you are condemned to work in the fields all day, every day. That sucks.
In my never ending quest to be the biggest zombie nerd of them all I’m currently reading about “The Voodoo” Soon I plan on making a whole bunch of voodoo dolls of people I don’t like and sticking them with needles.
There’s going to be a whole bunch of jerks from my old high school who are going to feel some needle stabbin’s very soon. 
But you do realize we will have to charge you a restocking fee equal to 150% of the original cost of the item.
I don’t want to brag…. But when I sell “My” urine, it always commands top dollar.
And that’s officially the weirdest thing I’ll probably say all day.
Why do you think I am charging you 150% of the original cost of the item to “restock” it?
I thought urine would be one of the body fluids that would dry up fastest on a zombie.
It’s not his Lovecraft’s urine.
Considering how much beer that zombie drinks…. where does it all go? Do zombies pee?
It probably comes out of the pores adding to the general rot and nerd stink.
Actually, I wrote a zombie story about a redneck who came back from the dead, returned to his trailer and planted himself in his chair in front of the TV. Wife woke up the next morning and handed him a beer. About two weeks later, she was on the phone to the AM radio marriage counselor because he’s “not the same man.”
“And the beer! I don’t know where it all goes. I mean literally. he NEVER gets up from that chair.”
That’s awesome. I love the idea that she would just accept showing up and sitting as normal.
I have several people on my “go burn in hell” list from high school as well. And sleep is good. Although I didn’t get to bed until 2 AM last night and got up at 7:40 this morning. 8P
And why are the comments in bold?
Because everything we say is super important!!!
Actually I have no idea. That’s weird though.
You might want to look into it. You know, make sure just a little typing error and not something worse.
I used to have a To Kill list. I think I got taken out of class at one point and explained to very carefully that it is “not nice” to kill people, or have a list of people to kill. I think I may have been 10 or 11 at the time.
I was such a creepy kid. I’m surprised I actually had friends.
Ooooh, Dude. Never write anything down that you can be prosecuted for later. It’s good advice for life.
Keep mental lists of your enemies only.
Hilarious comic today Carter. You can never go wrong, er … right? … with bodily fluids.
BTW, I like the bold words, it’s like my wife is reading them to me screaming at me.
Lol
I just realized your comic highlights in red when i drag my mouse when other websites highlight blue
Whoa weird you are right. Wonder why that is…?
It highlights blue for me.
It’s red…. FOR BLOOOOOOOODDDDD!
I know. I am a huge dork.
Actually I tweaked the CSS code for the site and forgot about it. It probably seamed like a good idea at the time.
I really want to laugh at this joke, I really do. Unfortunately it’s far too close to reality for that. I work customer service at Wal-mart and this isn’t too far from what actually happens sometimes.
You need time to make it funny. Tragedy + Time = Humor.
I’m finally able to laugh at my failed marriage now….. Highschool, however… I’m going to need more time on that.