
I really can’t think of anything more horrible than working in customer service.
It’s a fate worse than undeath.
I think Lovecraft is serious about the woodchipper. So far I’ve set my zombie characters on fire, shot them, decapitated them and they are fine. I even reduced Lovecraft to a fine paste and he still came back.
Zombies are nothing if not hardy.


Poor Lovecraft, he almost never gets a break.
Oh….It is YOUR TIME…now…. Well it was good knowing you pal!
You are a cruel, cruel master, Carter.
Sometimes it’s like you hate your characters
Oh no. Rest assured I love them. It’s just sometimes Love is a “Hurting thing”
The Returns Department is actually worse than Customer Service.
You sir, are reading ahead in my script again aren’t you.
That’s exactly where I plan to stick him.
aww!! he never gets a break!!!