Jason Voorhees, who I still maintain is super zombie finds love in today’s comic. Aaaaaw isn’t that adorable? Yes, yes it is.

Now Jason didn’t spend a heck of a lot of time devouring people’s brains like a typical Romero zombie would, but as you can see from this very helpful info-graphic, that guy had an incredibly impressive body count.

For some reason Jason seamed to hate it when teen-agers made out.  It’s still my theory that he was repressing “The love that dare not speak it’s name” and that Vorhees would have been more comfortable in San Francisco rather than Crystal Lake, but I could be wrong.

I’m just saying Jason Voorhees sure didn’t approve of making out with girls overly much.

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