You thought Abraham Lincoln just hated Vampires… Well he does, but I guess old Abraham hates zombies as well.
There’s a rumor going around these interwebs today that “Asylum” best known for some of the most painful B movies I have ever seen will be making “Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies”
The title alone sets my cold dead black hear to fluttering. If this is true I may just forgive Asylum for stealing my life away one movie at a time.
“While the brutal Civil War rages on, Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task; destroying the Confederate Undead!”
I do love the idea of a Civil War era zombie flick. The zombie genre is a tad bit stale at the moment and desperately need some new blood (pun intended). How many times can you watch another zombie virus movies with the survivors holed up in a house without getting bored. Me? Never, but I’m weird that way. Even so I would like to see more new ideas. Civil War zombies sound awesome.
Also I would like to see.
- Roman Zombies
- More Space zombies
- Zombie Westerns (Hell yes)
- Fantasy zombies (Think “Lord of the Rings” but Frodo smells worse and devours poor Samwise)
- MORE ZOMBIE COMEDIES!
In March, there is going to be a play called Hamlet Vs Zombies. I really want to go see it.
Do you have any links to that? I’d love to find out more.
Is that supposed to read cold black heart? or hair?
Heart… I can’t spell.