
Awesome 2011 eleven is finally over, now it’s time for 2012… At the end of which we will probably all die. Damn you Mayans!
This is the traditional time of the year to go over one’s failures and make poorly conceived resolutions to not suck for the next year. They say if you tell people your resolutions you’re more likely to keep them. I suppose it’s the fear of those very people knowing you suck that forces you into trying to keep them.
With that in mind here’s my “Real” resolutions for the comic this year.
1. Get a one month buffer on the comic.
2. Publish the comic in books.
3. Go to four days a week update schedule.
4. Become the world’s leading expert on the undead in all their stinky form.
5. To crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Feel free to tell me I suck this time next year if I don’t accomplish these.


I love your face in panels two and three.
It’s an entirely faithful self portrait. I’m handsome.
I like the update idea and.. anything leading to more pannels….just please never turn the ignorant and stuborn into undead ( if they’ll refuse to accept somthing all there life then it not going to be fun unlife with them not even needing a bathroom brake….. awww crud their is going to be a serious homless problem now)
I resolve to live one day at a time and not set unrealistic expectations for myself that will likely by dropped within a month.
I make that same resolution every year. Haven’t broken it yet.
No no no goals are important. How do you plan on taking over the world then? This is madness I say.
I have a question pertaining to ur wanting to be the expert on zombies. I dont know if you have thought of this or if someone else has made light of this. Your normal everyday run of the mill viral zombies are just people who die from a zombie bite. Would they be affected by rigor mortis while they are zombies or before they rise? And would they decay at a normal rate?
You suck carter cause none of this has happened yet… and damnit I want instant gratification
Yeah! The first “You Suck” of the New year. I kinda feel validated by that.
Awesome.
Good to see I’m not the only one who does Resolution #5.
I actually had surgery for a bilateral hernia when I was nineteen. (Got kicked a bit to hard in the guts during Karate class)
I wont lie, most agonizing thing that has ever happened to me. You have my sympathies.
Well, skiing down a mountain whilst trying to defuse a bomb whilst being chased by masked minions of an irritated evil genius does have it’s downsides. I was lucky to get away with just a hernia this time.
Banking on all of us …. except for 1Fallen1… to forget about telling you to suck next year eh?
Ha! But I thrive on people telling me I suck. THRIVE I SAY!
I hear having a month buffer zone is REALLY nice when it comes to a webcomic. It keeps you from scrambling to get your pages done and you can do them when you have the time to instead of right before they need to be up. Have a drawing free week and your fans wont hate you because your still posting