Change the music and suddenly a horrifying series about the zombie apocalypse becomes a heart warming family sitcom.
I’m going to sit my little kids down and have them watch “The Walking Dead” now. I think they’re ready.
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I love the idea that even after the zombie apocalypse comes, “life” pretty much goes on as normal for my little undead characters.
Zombies should have to keep working, pay taxes and rent, and behave normally. Of course periodically they can attack some lowly survivor to keep things interesting.
Got a little bit copy and pasty with this comic which I don’t normally like doing, but I’m out of time this weekend so this is the best I could do. Sorry about that.
AK-47 with zombie fighting chainsaw bayonet
on January 28, 2012 at 3:00 amPosted In: Zombie Survival
Zombie fighting technology marches on. Now you can get a zombie fighting chainsaw to atach to your gun as a bayonet…. That’s great, I guess.
Look I hate the chainsaw as a zombie fighting tool. Sure it makes you look awesome and makes you feel like more of a man, but they just aren’t practical.
Chainsaws are.
1. Noisy They are just going to draw more zombies to you.
2. Chainsaws are heavy and slow. Unless you are built like a linebacker or possibly a crazy cannibal from Texas you are going to be getting real slow real quick.
3. Fuel is going to be pretty hard to come by during a zombie apocalypse.
4. Does the idea of getting splattered by tonnes of possibly infectious zombie blood and juices sound like a good idea to you. That’s a messy weapon. One drop of zombie juice gets in your eye and you’ve had it.
It may look cool in the movies and in this video clip, but the chainsaw is a no go for zombies. Try a hammer, seams like a better option. Just my opinion of course.
I love drawing this comic, it gives me the chance to draw some of the weirdest stuff, zombies, mutants,…er… zombie mutants.
I’m old and decrepit so I saw “Total Recall” in the theater. The main impression I came away with (Other than an appreciation for three melons) is that Kuato never ever got his nose wiped. What the hell? He’s a parasitic twin with his own arms. WIPE YOUR NOSE. Or your brother could wipe it. Arnold could wipe it for all I care. You’ve got shirt in front of your slimy face all day. Wipe it on that ya weirdo!
It always really bothered me….
Then I had kids. HOLY CRAP! The little buggers run around with gallons of snot running down their faces all day and all I can think of is that they look like little Kuatos!
Here’s a note to all future fathers. Your future wives will not appreciate it if you “lovingly” refer to their precious babies as “Gross little Kuatos.” They don’t like that. Trust me I know this from experience.
Teletubbies and Zombies: The Best L4DMod I’ve Ever Seen
on January 26, 2012 at 9:01 amPosted In: Blog
You all know how manly I am right? Pretty damn manly. In fact I’m so manly my chest hair has chest hair.
So when I tell you the idea of a horde of undead Teletubbies trying to kill me reduces me to a shaking, crying, wretch of a human being… Well, I’m sure you’ll appreciate the gravity of that scenario
Replacing zombies in “Left 4 Dead” is a stroke of genius. Not only is is terrifying, but also Cathartic. Now you can shoot teletubbies to fight your childhood inner demons and possibly your latent ho….. well I’m not here to judge you.
Just trying to bring awesomeness to your attention.
It is so very late and I’m am so very sleepy.
Still zombies don’t draw themselves… Can you imagine how awesome that would be if they could. I could have a whole entire cadre of zombies chained to their desks pumping out comic after comic relentlessly forever…… I’m giddy just thinking of it.
That’s not that far off of what zombies are about btw. According to Haitian folklore voodoo priests (Bokors) could turn someone into a zombie and that person would basically end up being slave labor on someone’s plantation after that. Not exactly the George Romero zombie of pop culture.
Instead of eating the tasty flesh of the living you are condemned to work in the fields all day, every day. That sucks.
In my never ending quest to be the biggest zombie nerd of them all I’m currently reading about “The Voodoo” Soon I plan on making a whole bunch of voodoo dolls of people I don’t like and sticking them with needles.
There’s going to be a whole bunch of jerks from my old high school who are going to feel some needle stabbin’s very soon. 
I don’t make a habit of going political. It always seams to break down to a bunch of screaming and then someone gets called “Worse than Hitler!
But enough about my ex-wife (Ba du du dump…Cthsssh) Thank you thank you I’ll be here all night.
I drew this FAITHFULLY REPRODUCED AND IN NO WAY EXAGGERATED image of a scumbag political lobbyist while reading about SOPA or the “Stop Online Piracy Act.” It was hard to do as my hands were shaking with a murderous rage that only the blood of the innocent could satisfy. See look at him. Busy buying politicians left and right. That’s what they do apparently.
I realize I’m late to the party on these protests, but since the asshats behind them aren’t going to stop, better late then never…. right?
Look, sure Piracy is a problem. If you create a product you should be able to reap the rewards of your efforts and not have it stolen, copied, or whatever. I’ve already had to fight a few people who took my designs and tried to pass them off as their own. It happens. But under this law my whole site could be shut down, because I had a single piece of content on it that someone found objectionable. Whether it was or not. And realistically I wouldn’t be able to do anything about it.
I am not smart enough to figure out a solution to the piracy problem, but I’m fairly certain laws like SOPA and PIPA are the wrong way of doing it.
If you’d like to read more about SOPA click here.
Or watch this.
