The House: A Common Sense Horror Film
Having seen way way waaaaaay more horror movies than is sensible you come away with the impression that people are so damned stupid and lacking common sense that they deserve to die.
When your house is haunted, leave! When zombies are outside, don’t open the stupid door! When vampires are outside, “Aquire” an STD! (Don’t ask me how I know this works, I just do)
This short film cracked me up because this is exactly how you should handle a haunted house. Yes having common sense would make every horror movie last about ten minutes, but still…