SQEEEEEEEE! What? …Shut up, it’s a word.
on December 9, 2011 at 4:00 amHoly crap it is late. I should have started the comic earlier today. Yes the zombie hockey story is continuing nicely, however, normally I’d talk about the comic and how awesome I am and how I’m the envy of all my peers and junk….
…But not today, cause it’s late and I get silly when I’m tired.
So today I ran into a guy I knew in Highschool, he didn’t recognize me of course on account of my superior ninja skills of invisibility, but I recognized him. This guy was one of the many people who made Highschool pure hell for me. Three years of mind numbing awkward social torture. The mental and emotional scarring will be with me for a life time. Two decades later and the fiery hate still warms my dark black soul.
Oh the sweet sweet urge to crush the back of another human’s head and bury his still twitching body out in the dessert! It took every ounce of my meager willpower not to commit a horrible yet satisfying revenge murder.
Also for the record I grew up in Utah’s miserable empty wasteland of a dessert and know of several places off the top of my head where you can easily dispose of a body.
Oh well maybe I’ll run into him tomorrow… with my car. 
What’s the point of this rant you ask? Nothing. It’s just 1:30 a. m. But people should try harder not to be jerks in school.
Forget what I said about making a sqeeeee Lovecraft shirt. What you should do is wait until you can get all three of them to sqeeeee at once and then make a shirt.
Also, where is that early morning drawing? You know, the one you were going to draw when you were up late and feeling loopy.
Oh I did one. I’ll post it up tomorrow morning. I don’t know how weird it is but I did do one.
If you really want your brain to bleed, go to DeviantArt, and type :squee: into a comment box and see what you get.
He looks oh so terribly happy about this new development…
I dunno if they can make it. Sure, they’re undead, but can they survive CANADIAN BEER!!?? America comedians like to come to Canada and tell us about their first experience with Canadian Beer. Sooo many lost weekends
But anyway, being on a Canadian Hockey Team requires you to have a kegger with Canadian Beer before you play your first game (preferably right before the game, in fact).
You see, this is why Canada is always viewed as such a peaceful country. We get you sloshed on Canadian Beer, and you forget just how truly evil we were to you while you were here. You won’t miss that kidney, lung and liver lobe; honest!
I’m back after a month and sqeeeeeeeee
Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
Welcome back! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!