Ah Canada, America’s hat. Just kidding Canadians, I’m only jealous of your cheep prescription drugs so I tend to lash out.
So now our zombie heroes have felt the stinging lash of Canadian rage. How shall they return this grave insult of kindness and sincerity.
Rest assured they’re will be blood.
I have to agree with the zombies on this one eh. They forgot the chocolates and beers eh. I love the scarred coach who looks like a badass and comes up with a totally Canadian response. Also see how polite we are to NOT mention the missing nose! so polite.
It’s going to be war between Lovecraft and the hockey team for the rest of the game, isn’t it?
I’ve heard if you insult the beer, that can get them to actually blink.
Spending way too much time in Canada (and being all neighborly with them, ey!) They really are just that polite when you are elsewhere with them. Unless you are on their turf and don’t speak French, some get all short and curly about that.
Pft French… we don’t speak French… we speak Quebecquois.
A country with a stereotyped reputation for being nice and polite…. That would be nice.
In America our stereotype is being Fat and Rude. Well I may have a few extra pounds on me and maybe I’ve got a big mouth……. DAMNIT! The stereotype fits me perfectly.
What, no maple candy? Those fiends!
You’re right! He has been snubbed in the most painful way possible. I feel his pain.
See now this is where we have the issues. It’s not Maple syrup season. The maple candy would not be fresh. I’ll tap a tree this season for you and send down some good fresh maple syrup so you can see the difference….I hope the hockey player put in a little note explaining this.
I saw a show where they were making real maple syrup. Holy crap what a process, how is that stuff not a million dollars an ounce?
I haven’t had real Canadian Maple Syrup since I was 14 and got detained at the border. Share!!!
Consider it done.
This made me lol.
Thanks. I was once on the receiving end of Canadian rage. The politeness of it stung me most grievously.
…. That sounded way more perverted than I meant it. ( I refuse to hit the backspace button, however )
Just remember, in the relationship between Canada and American, Canada will always be on top!
(Yes, that means America is our Bottom)
Eeeeeeeewwww I preferred to think of Canada as America’s hat. Damnit, now I can’t get that image out of my head. You sir have wounded my delicate brain.
Then my work is done.
Just remember, Americans; you’re all Yankees to us; regardless of which half of the country you live in.
Yankee is supposed to be a derogatory term a long time ago. I have no idea why, it doesn’t exactly get my blood pressure going though.
Yeah! I’m a Yankee!
Tell that to someone from the Southern States. They get all nice and frothy.
I live in Missouri, and I don’t find it offensive but I know people who would.
Here in Utah the only time I have ever heard that word is on the history channel about the civil war. Weird.
And while you’re thinking of that; think of the Keystone Pipeline they want to build from Canada to the US, so we can spurt our crude down into the bowels of America (Texas)
They could be telling him he stinks and needs to take a bath. So, not so much polite as a subtle dig.