100% True Tales Of A Cartoonist Part 3
on December 2, 2011 at 4:00 amPosted In: comics, Random Comics
And this is why I don’t have a Twitter account, and I’m not allowed to text unsupervised anymore. These events are 100% true and are a testament to my everlasting shame and extreme lack of impulse control.
Sadly this was not an isolated incident as I continue to make poor life choices and depending on how much caffeine I’ve had I get what is “Lovingly” referred to as “the crankies.”
“The crankies” are a horrible degenerative condition that I TELL MY WIFE the only treatment is video games, Mt. Dew, and sex. To be administered frequently lest I have a relapse. Oh it’s a horrible condition, never the less I will nobly persevere in the face of adversity.
I laughed when I read what your “treatment” was.
According to the label I can take that every 4-6 hours with or without food. Sounds about right.
My boyfriend says I’m a lot less cranky after the no pants dance.
You tell him he needs to get you a Mt. Dew and copy of Skyrim afterwards. I guarantee you’ll be even happier after that.
I want to ask for it for Christmas but my favorite band is coming out with a super deluxe edition cd/dvd set and it’s quite expensive. Gotta have my priorities. Plus I still haven’t finished Dead Island. My boyfriend bought me it as a get well present when my dog bit my face and I had to get stitches.
I think i also have that condition and i agree with your suggested treatment whole heartedly. It should really be administered multiple times a day but i have hit one of the frequent side effects of sex and that is baby.
It is difficult to argue with someone on Twitter and sound intelligent. The 180 character limit can be quite annoying…
*140 character limit. My mistake.