Left 4 Dead 3: Trick-or-Treater Zombie bosses
on November 7, 2011 at 4:00 amI’m always willing to help Valve Software out with more concept art for their next version of “Left 4 Dead” it’s only a matter of time before they recognize my genius and offer me a job with an outrageous salary and a buxom young assistant… to assist me. (Clearly I have put too much thought into this fantasy of mine)
I’m really looking forward to the next version of “Left 4 Dead” what Valve is going to do with the new zombie bosses is guaranteed to be awesome. A good zombie boss can make or break a game like that.
Anyway, Halloween has come and gone and as I was sneaking into my children’s room to steal their candy two things occurred to me. One, stealing your kids Halloween candy has no dignity and I am officially a bad person, and two, Halloween would have been the ultimate time to have a zombie apocalypse. Why have I seen no movies where this happened?
So that’s where the idea of zombie trick-or-treaters comes from. Imagine cute little kids coming to your door, you think nothings wrong, you open the door, now they are feasting on your brains. Sounds positive.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to swipe and handful of fun sized candy bars from my daughter. I’ll have to console myself and my overwhelming shame with sweet sweet candy.
It’s a vicious circle… Feel bad for stealing the candy… comfort self with eating the candy… feel bad for stealing the candy… rinse, repeat.
I have a new rule that I came up with this halloween… If you’re taller than me (over 6′) then stop trick or treating… and don’t pout when I tell you I am out of candy(yes a tall teenager pouted when I told HIM I had no candy, even if I had candy He woulda got zip cuz unless he was a hoodie-less horseman he wasn’t dressed up.)… and get off my lawn, get a hair cut you hippies.
I miss going out for halloween.
i went trick or treating and im 20 yrs old
Delightful idea. Deep down, the little buggers KNOW they are getting free candy just because and they tease you with it.
This year they actually had the balls to
I think I’d spare the ones with good costumes. There was a three year old dressed as the Doctor with a few other assorted kids zombies, skeletons and witches.
So naturally I gave him all the sweets and told the rest to try harder next year.
Also, you are never too old to Trick-or-Treat. This year I was dressed as the Grim Reaper and terrified everyone by knocking on their windows and beckoning.
I did it for the Sweets
Carter when you start choking on a hidden razor blade it will serve you right
What? I’m doing it for the children. Got to keep them safe you know.
I think I’m having a sugar high right now.
That’s why you should never eat any fruit you get from trick-or-treating.
But… but… it’s so delicious and succulent. I’m just kidding, I never eat anything that’s as healthy as fruit.
I didn’t say you couldn’t eat fruit at other times, put you just can’t trust fruit from other people. That and it’s Halloween, you’re supposed to be giving out candy, not fruit or bags of F’ing chips.
If you’re going to have zombie Trick-or-Treaters, then you need to equip them with tasers, mace and emergency horns to give them a sporting change. Everyone knows the young are the most dangerous of the species, because you never expect the baby to leap on your head and feast on your grey matter.
That is a terrifying vision of the future.
Well I still Trick or Treat and I’m ummmmm … welll… not exactly a kid anymore. But I still dress up and go every year!! It’s my FAVE holiday!!