
Siri, The New App That Secretly Hates You And Wants You Dead
on October 31, 2011 at 4:00 amHappy Halloween! It’s my favorite of all the pagan holidays that gradually changed over time to include candy, sweets, and throwing eggs at my neighbors front door. Hurray for the holidays.
This comic inspired by my crazy desire for the new iPhone. It’s got “Siri” which I’m sure has some usefulness to it, but really seams like it was born out of every nerds secret wish to talk to a woman and have her talk back.
Of course I like to look at everything through the twisted lens of zombification. So I wonder how this App’s going to work when the living dead rise up to kill us all. Will our technology help us or sell us out. Probably depends on how we treat it I suppose.
For those of you who don’t know what Siri is, this thing.


Happy Halloween everyone!
Happy Halloween!!!! This is the best holiday ever.
It combines the getting of free stuff like at Christmas with the pranks that you would see on April Fools. Getting to dress up in a costume is just a bonus.
I <3 Halloween! I'm watching Bride of Re-Animator, Beyond Re-Animator, and The Return of The Living Dead tonight.
Now that’s a good selection… except for “Beyond Re-Animator” That’s the one where he’s in prison right? Terrible.
Return of the living dead is the best though.
Siri-ously? (I’m quite proud of this one, though I suspect it’s been done before).
Happy Halloween everyone!
That got me, I laughed.
I wouldn’t trust that Siri thing unless it was Majel Barrett/Roddenbury’s voice.
Trek Nerds FTW!!
I’m sure they’ll have some sort of way to change the voices soon. I want one that sounds like Yoda.
No, have one with Darth Vader’s voice, and everytime you activate it, you hear “What is thy bidding my master?”
That would be awesome.
Although, the voice as it is reminds me of GLaDOS.
Now I can’t get that Jonathan Coltan song out of my head.
Link please?
MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA
no kidding, my name is actually siri :S this is all very disturbing for me
Sue Apple for co-opting your name without permission?