As a future zombie, and don’t kid yourself we are all going to become zombies one day, I’m very concerned with the standard of living for all the undead.
Unless you sparkle in which case I don’t care that much.
I made the horrible mistake of watching the news, something I try never to do. It really screws with my apathy. As a general rule I don’t give a crap about politics, protestors, or political movements. And I almost never talk about it. The Occupy Wall Street people are funny to me though. Not because of their message, but because of the parodies about it.
Every where I go I see “I am the 99%” in one funny way or another. It’s the next internet meme. Move over Charlie Sheen.
I am a professional ass so of course I have to get in on that with a zombie parody of the 99% jokes.
You think class warfare is bad now, well when we’re running low on edible humans and everyone is a shambling hungry undead then you’ll start seeing some serious economic zombie protestors.
#Occupy My Belly
Best way to avoid being depressed by current happenings is to avoid the news as much as possible.
I do my best. I can’t stand to watch the news. It’s like they are almost happy to report terrible things. News people are jerks.
Just an aside but Carter did you see the History Channels special on Zombies tuesday?
That was Tuesday?! Crap, I wanted to see that.
I missed it too. Hopefully it’ll be on Netflix soon.
I have no longer missed it. It was very interesting.
I missed it dang it. I feel shame.
Who would be in charge of the zombie horde as a whole though? Zombified governments sound awful to me… although I suppose if you didn’t like what they were saying, you could eat them. Does that count as cannibalism if they’re a zombie and you’re also a zombie?
Who would be in charge? Morticians. They’ve got all the embalming fluid. That stuff’s going to be worth more than gold during the zombpocalypse.
Them, and professional mummifiers. And possibly necromancers…
What if the 1% are all Necromancers? Suddenly, the 99% become the “consumed”, rather than the consumers.