The sweet sweet joy of giving “Twilight” a hard time. It eases the pain of my jealousy over Stephanie Myer being more successful and richer than I ever will be…. So bitter.
I admit it, I read the whole “Twilight” …….saga? Is it a Saga now? Really? Again damn it I want to do something someone calls a saga.
Anyway every stinking time you turn a page in those books Bella’s doing something potentially life threatening. Chick’s always falling down, nearly drowning, she’s eating improperly cooked pork and chicken. Once she even wore white after Labor Day! Not exactly the heroine you would hope for in a novel. You kind of want to smack her about midway through the first book. That feeling never lets up by the way, even to the last page.
This is hilarious.
I may read the Twilight saga in a few years when all the hype has died down.
Nah Fijiman, you gotta read it now. So you can ask yourself… really!? This is what the hype is about?
Hey Carter… how many people check The Zombie Nation everyday to see what comes next in this saga?
This is a saga in the making!… Just don’t go all George Lucas on us please and make a prequel that has Jar Jar in it… unless you kill him off.
Well I was planning on digitally remastering my comics every five minutes but…. meh.
Fijiman, get them on audiobooks. I think it’s the only way a dude can get through them. Also keep in mind they are written for women, not us. If you do that then it’s an okay read.
I would, but I haven’t been to the library in forever (December of 09) and I’ve got several other books on my “what to read” list.
“Anyway every stinking time you turn a page in those books Bella’s doing something potentially life threatening.”
So how many of these books have you actually read……..? It’s all for research, right, you’re not actually turning into a teenage girl on us?
I assure you if I was turning into a teenage girl I wouldn’t be getting anything done at all. I’d be… busy. (Wait for the awkward pause…. excellent!)
I read them all. My wife’s a fan and all the women in the office are fans, and I had it on Audiobooks. Plus they were going to break my legs if I didn’t read it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Go to this site and by this shirt just to get even with your wife.
http://www.offworlddesigns.com/p-519-edward-bela-t-shirt.aspx
And then see how she likes it.
The sparkling ends now. Love it.
I love that there is an ad for twilight stuff on your page as I read the comic. I know you secretly love Edward, I know you sleep in a shirt that says “team Edward ” I’ve seen it while I watch you sleep
The improperly cooked chicken wasn’t actually improperly cooked, Bella was already pregnant and the baby didn’t like chicken. Sorry for nerd moment, but yeah Bella is a Mary Sue and doesn’t keep her promise for not doing stupid stuff.
Personally I think ‘The Epic Fail Saga’ has a lovely ring to it
I’d read it.
I’ve sort-of watched the first, then took out the DVD and urinated on it before snapping it in half and sending it down the garbage disposal, followed by a huge lugie for the massive insult that series gave to the noble concept of Vampires.
Something about this latest cinematic abortion just makes me want to call it, ‘Twilight: Breaking Wind”.
Of course, then I got in trouble, because the DVD wasn’t mine
Have to be careful doing that, I know some fans that if you touch their Twilight stuff…. They’ll cut ya.
Well, I’ve promised that I’ll see the film with my so-called friends. However, as we are going to the midnight showing, I am sorely tempted to dress up as either Harry Potter or Dracula. I can do a pretty good Romanian/Hungarian accent, seeing as most of my family are from there. Should be fun!
Put those two together. You should dress up as a vampire Harry Potter. That’s pure win.
i recommend to first watch “vampire suck” then watch the 3 movies in a fit as all-night-er … I laughed my ass off Oo almost literally, as I got the gags from the parody.
..then I thought ..ok, now you have broken your self porpoused promise… GO all the way!! an read the books alltogether over 3-4 days …. IMO the best way to approach this monstrosity… XD rofled so hard as the 4th book mental-imaged itself with the vampire suck edward and jakob XD
btw the later is way hotter / cuter anyway *rawr
:-p
Indeed