
Say what you will about Darth Maul, but at least he never dirtied his light saber by killing younglings.
Just one of the many things that always bugged me about the prequels… George Lucas makes a cool character like Darth Maul then promptly chops him in half. Lame. Really lame.
Thankfully even getting chopped in half is not enough to stop a zombie so Darth maul is back, undead, and pissed at Lucas. Perhaps he will eat his tasty tasty brains. Perhaps he’s justified in doing so.


Darth Maul was a bad ass, plain and simple. (so was Grievous but he lost points for having a chronic cough and running away half the time) Although, I think it would have been hilarious if he was dragging his legs behind him or they had been duck-taped back on.
Allow me to geek-out: Darth Maul couldn’t bleed, because lightsabers cauterzie the wound upon inflicting them.
Otherwise, great comic, as we’re used to.
I can only assume that eventually his internal organs would start leaking through the cracks in that huge scab.
Wow, that’s a gross thought.
It would cauterize the blood vessels, but you can’t “cauterize” an open abdomen. The organs would fall out, get dragged and start to bleed eventually. Heck, if Anakin had nicked the liver at all, then he would bleed; no amount of cauterization is going to stop a liver from bleeding.
But he’s dragging himself along the ground… so something got torn open to let the blood flow.
This one reminds me of Planet of the Apes… the original with Charlie Heston… zombie apes next?
Get your hands of me you damned dirty ZOMBIE ape! Love Charlie.
Now they are going to bring the character back in that crappy animated show. If he is not a zombie, then what is the point?
That will make my son happy though. He loves it. Almost had to disown him because of that.
Although unlikely, if I did ever get zombiefied then I too would take the opportunity to eat the brains of those people who I don’t particularly like. So this scenario is totally justified.
Amen to that. Revenge is best served running and screaming from you, yet inevitably doomed to be caught and eaten.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
See that was my thought on General Grievous. The dude freaking hunted jedis for the shits and giggles of it. How bad ass is that I mean come on and then he gets shot in the chest just like that. Lame sause
That and didn’t the guy just have his organs exposed to be shot at…. Weird for a cyborg with Asma.
Killing younglings dirtied his light sabre? I thought those things were self-cleaning.
Well metaphorically speaking anyway.
they actually explained that … Grievous was a cyborg… organic organs and mind with a robotic body… when he took on mace windu mace force crushed his chest cavity … which in turn transformed him from the uber bad ass jedi hunter to the wheezing crippled lame ass from the movie …. while we’re on lameness from the prequels … hwo about the fact that they kill Duku within 5 mins of the opening of the third movie
It was a mercy for the actor, having to play a character named “Duku”
Duku! And that’s the other thing that drives me crazy about Star Wars. How much pot do you have to smoke before “Duku” sounds like a good name for a character.
George Lucas must be high all the time.
Lucas just loves to waste interesting characters… Yet Jar Jar is allowed to live. Madness.
It’s kind of amusing that they brought back Darth Maul for the animated series, as some kind of chicken-legged cyborg. Haven’t seen that episode yet, however.
Sounds like yet one more reason to be happy that Georg Lucas sold the rights to Star Wars.
He had just a few good ideas….. then crap.
I tried doing research into the matter, but I couldn’t really understand why everybody hates the prequels so much… anyone care to explain?
I thought the plot was better in the prequels, in any case…