For the record as I was sitting here drawing Jar Jar Binks as a zombie my kids came in no less then four times to tell me how much they love Jar Jar.
It was all I could do not to “Strike them down with all of my hate” making my transition to the dark side of the force complete.
It makes me painfully aware that in just a few short days I will be thirty-seven and old.
OOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDD!
There is a serious generational gap in what I consider nerd culture and what my kids do. They are into the Clone Wars and I’m old school Star Wars. I like good wholesome nerdy things, they like….. I don’t know… someth’n. Good Hell, I should talk to my children more, huh? (Nope too much effort)
Am I wrong? Am I really out of touch with the kids these days?
NO, it’s the children who are wrong.
That is awesome! I’m a fan of both the old and the new Star Wars and almost always love the comical relief characters, so I can’t hate Jar Jar.
You do know that you have made him immortal unless someone takes a light sabre to his head. Now, I’m thinking about how awesome it would be to fight zombies with a light sabre. Sadly on Earth the price for killing younglings is not power, it’s jail.
But if they are youngling zombies then the bets are off… especially if you have a light sabre, then it is only civilized to put them to their rest and release the midiclorians(sp?) back… oh crap! that’s why Return of the Living dead zombies can’t be killed except by burning and why the ashes create more… zombie midiclorians!
All I gotta say is that I think they could have started off with Ani already as a padawan and skip the whole little kid who is a master mechanic and can build a robot with an excellent AI.
Side note: Watched Fanboyz the other night. love that flick.
Jar Jar as a zombie is awesome.
Actually, he didn’t build a robot with perfect AI.
He salvaged it from a rubbish heap and merely repaired it.
Serves Jar Jar right. They should have just left him out of the movie entirely.
And I must say, decapitating zombies with a lightsaber sounds like enormous fun. Someone needs to build a working lightsaber quickly, seeing as the next apocalypse is November.
Best part of using a lightsaber is that it cauterizes the wounds it causes. That means less splashing of infected zombie juices.
Im so glad I wasnt the only one thinking that carter. I was just musing about how awesomely effective a light saber would be on zombies. Hell you could stop a zombie horde all by yourself with one of those babies. Hands down
I say make it a Light Pole instead of a light saber. It would have better reach and you could put more batteries in the longer handle.
Also we are all nerds.
Yes, but at the end of the day we get one of the most badass weapons ever to exist while everyone else is stuck with normal guns and katanas.
Hey, nerds are awesome! Also, we’ll be the only ones properly prepared for the upcoming apocalypse, as well as getting the badass weaponry.
And I was thinking more double headed lightsabers. Darth Maul style!
Yes, the lightsaber is like the master-key of almost everything. They only things (that I can think of) that it can’t cut through are another lightsaber and certain other materials which I can’t think of what they’re called.
I would personally want two separate lightsabers. one I would use as my main weapon, and the other I would keep hidden as a spare if the other one gets stolen, broken, or lost.
You know the more I think of it the more I’m certain I would probably accidentally kill myself with one of those things. I’d be too excited and “whack” off flies my head…. with a giddy expression on it.
Yeah, that’s why it’s probably best if you have some experience with swords before picking up a lightsaber.
You don’t get to call yourself old until you’re 45, young’un!
I’ve got mixed feelings about JarJar myself, but I am and always will be an old school NERD!!!
Welcome to the 37yo club btw, been a member of it since March myself.
I love you Carter! This picture is so freaking awesome!!! I would love to hang this up on my wall!!
Thanks, I appreciate it. Wait till you see the Darth Maul one I’ll be doing soon. A character with so much wasted potential only to promptly die just when he got interesting.
Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!
Chocolate Oatmeal cookies and you’ve got a deal.
Strike me down, Luke, with all of your carb cravings and your journey to the dark side will be complete…. I’m pretty sure that’s how that line in the movie went.
that image will haunt my nightmares…. thanks carter…that image terrifies me more than great Cthulhu’s mind shattering visage..you have officially outdone yourself
If it makes you feel better he was actually scarier before he became a zombie… Now he has a certain charm. And his acting has improved.
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call him”Jar Jar Stinks”?
I’d suggest a zombie Anakin, but the ‘third’ movie kind of beat you to that already, what with how he ended up getting a lava facial.
Ugh! That last fight. “It’s over Anikin, I have the higher ground! You can’t win”
Weren’t they just fighting on two foot by two foot flying sleds over a river of lava? And now Obi is a bit higher and it’s game over? Lame.
No wonder Luke kicks his dad’s but in “Return of the Jedi”
Sadly if you ever really research ol Vader’s fight record he’s seriously like 3 and 50 …EVERYONE kicks his ass… dark lord of the sith my ass dudes been beat more times than Moon’s meat