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Archive for ‘October, 2011’

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Siri, The New App That Secretly Hates You And Wants You Dead

by Zombie Carter on October 31, 2011 at 4:00 am

Siri, probably not an app you could trust your life one.... It hates the living.

Happy Halloween! It’s my favorite of all the pagan holidays that gradually changed over time to include candy, sweets, and throwing eggs at my neighbors front door. Hurray for the holidays.

This comic inspired by my crazy desire for the new iPhone. It’s got “Siri” which I’m sure has some usefulness to it, but really seams like it was born out of every nerds secret wish to talk to a woman and have her talk back.

Of course I like to look at everything through the twisted lens of zombification. So I wonder how this App’s going to work when the living dead rise up to kill us all. Will our technology help us or sell us out. Probably depends on how we treat it I suppose.

For those of you who don’t know what Siri is, this thing.

└ Tags: iphone, siri, zombie apps, zombie defense

16 Comments

#Occupy My Belly

by Zombie Carter on October 28, 2011 at 4:00 am

Posted In: comics, Random Comics

Class warfare between the living and the dead... Can't we all just get along.

As a future zombie, and don’t kid yourself we are all going to become zombies one day, I’m very concerned with the standard of living for all the undead.

Unless you sparkle in which case I don’t care that much.

I made the horrible mistake of watching the news, something I try never to do. It really screws with my apathy. As a general rule I don’t give a crap about politics, protestors, or political movements. And I almost never talk about it. The Occupy Wall Street people are funny to me though. Not because of their message, but because of the parodies about it.

Every where I go I see “I am the 99%” in one funny way or another. It’s the next internet meme. Move over Charlie Sheen.

I am a professional ass so of course I have to get in on that with a zombie parody of the 99% jokes.

You think class warfare is bad now, well when we’re running low on edible humans and everyone is a shambling hungry undead then you’ll start seeing some serious economic zombie protestors.

#Occupy My Belly

└ Tags: I am the 99%, occupy my belly, protest parody, zombie protestors

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Official Zombie Nation Sketchbooks Finally Done

by Zombie Carter on October 27, 2011 at 3:00 am

Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead

Necronomicon Sketchbooks

I finally put together enough of these sketchbooks to put them up on the store.

And now for shameless self promotion… Shame? What’s that?

Now you can own your very own Necronomicon and fill it with your own blasphemous scriblins and forbidden rituals… or puppies, whatever. I’m not here to judge you.

I am ridiculously picky about my sketchbooks, you buy them in stores and they are always the wrong size, paper sucks, too few pages, expensive, or the binding is crap.

The only answer of course has been to make my own… So I do. I’ve been making these for years and I’m now happy to offer them to my readers.

I print and assemble these things myself in order to keep the price low, but the quality high. They are great for the burgeoning artists (beware Cthulhu) or simply as gifts to friends and family.

Vital stats on this fine product of ultimate awesomeness!
8.5″ X 11″
Aproximately 110 -125 pages
24 lb bright white paper
Finely printed glossy Lexan cover for durability
All the love of the “Mad Arab” Abdul Alhazred. Fellow nerds will get the reference

For this product I also offer Free shipping within the Continental United States. That’s how much I love you.

└ Tags: Necronomicon Sketchbooks, undead products, zombie sketchbooks

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Forbidden Zombie Romance

by Zombie Carter on October 26, 2011 at 4:00 am

Posted In: comics, Main Story

Just remember, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

It’s like a very smelly “Romeo and Juliet” or possibly a version of “West Side Story” but where the sharks eat the jets.

I don’t know why or perhaps I don’t want to think about it too much, but I always find the idea of forbidden romance between a zombie and a human so highly amusing. Vampires and werewolves get away with it all the time. Good hell you only have to spend about five minutes in the “Teen Paranormal Romance”> section of Barnes and Nobles to see that. Vampires are dating everything with a pulse, and werewolves are…. Well, you could read an “Anita Blake” novel to see this taken to the ridiculous extreme.

I see no reason why zombies can’t have a nice wholesome relationship with the living.

Sure zombies smell, but let’s be honest ladies most guys already have odor issues so are zombies really that different.

Also for the record I smell delightful…. Like a spring shower covered in the most manly of roses. K, maybe not that good.

└ Tags: zombie love, zombie love stories, zombie romance

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Worlds Largest Pumpkin Transformed Into Zombie Apocalypse

by Zombie Carter on October 26, 2011 at 3:30 am

Posted In: Blog, Zombie Art Projects

Zombie Pumpkin Carving

So you think you’ve got some epic pumpkin carving skills? Well you’ve got nothing on this guy.

This once was the world’s largest pumpkin at 1,818.5 lbs until it was given to pumpkin carving master (and my new hero)Ray Villafane at the New Yourk Botanical Garden. This badass transformed an over sized pumpkin into a harrowing sculpture of the living dead. This thing is so awesome it’s hard to describe without a pie chart. Get it pie… pumpkin pie? Yeah I’m a dork. I know this.

zombie pumpkin carving