Archive for ‘September, 2011’

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Bella Swan: Zombified

by Zombie Carter on September 21, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Sketches
On the plus side Bella's acting is sure to get better.

Zombification is a marked improvement to vampirism in my opinion. Bella  Swan should have been trying for this all along.

Well I drew Edward Cullen as a zombie it was only fair and inevitable that I would draw Bella as a zombie.

Ah ha ha ha, it’s so much fun to make fun of people who are more successful than me… better looking… have… more… money..

Damn it! I hate them so much (Shakes fist in helpless jealous rage)

Before you send hate mail (Although I am Highly amused when I get those so don’t stop) yes I have read Twilight.  For the Record I don’t hate it, I don’t love it either.  I thought it was just okay.  But at the same time I realize that as a typically insensitive male these books were not written for me.  It was written for women like my wife, and she loves it.  That’s cool… I guess. (Resentment)

First of all if I had written Twilight there would have been considerably more car chases, zombies,  and midgets….. Great Cthulhu I love midgets!!!  If you don’t love midgets your a liar.  Remember “Willow”  best movie ever!  Way better than Twilight.  Also rewriting Bella as a zombie would be fun.  Think of the very very few changes I would have to make to her character.  Easy.

….K I have to apologize.  Look it’s late and I’m toasted on a weee bit more decongestant than I really should have taken.  But I refuse to self edit!  That involves hitting the backspace key and I just won’t do it.

One day I’m going to meet Stephanie Myer and she is going to beat the crap out of me!  Justifiably so too.

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[REC]3 GENESIS – Teaser Trailer Oficia

by Zombie Carter on September 20, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: Blog

This is so close to how my first wedding day went down…. except the bride is the one who became a monster… and instead of eating people she ate my dreams.

Nah I’m just kidding. It’s funny because it’s true. :)

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Summoning The “Old Ones” For Fun And Profit!

by Zombie Carter on September 19, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Main Story
You don't mess with Mr. Explodey

I’ve been off the grid a lot lately. Thankfully I’m back now. Man it’s good to be away from all that disgusting natural light and sickeningly fresh air. I hates that stuff.

Little known fact fresh air and natural sunlight are poisonous and will kill you. Sure it might take about eighty or ninety years to do it, but it’ll get you in the end. It’s a very slow acting poison.

Anyway, back to today’s comic. I’ve just realized that a fair amount of my story ideas end in some sort of horrible ritual or another involving the “Old Ones.” This seams to be a growing trend, but I love the little Necronomicon character so that it just may happen occasionally.

Also My daughter saw me drawing this comic and asked me “Daddy, why are you being mean to your characters… Don’t you love them?”

In a very fatherly sort of way I simply explained that daddy owned them and it brought me great joy to torment them and ruin their little lives. Then I looked at her meaningfully and said, “Did you know Daddy owns you too?”

Right before she ran away screaming I think we had a father/daughter bonding moment… There so cute when they’re scared.

That’s just good parenting my friends. She’ll thank me when she’s older.

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It’s Nothing Personal….Jerk!

by Zombie Carter on September 16, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Main Story
In some countries getting a punch in the face is the same as a polite greeting

Not true, it’s completely personal.

Do you realize what time it is? It’s late and I have a case of the sillies!

….Must sacrifice sleep for silly webcomics about zombies. Sleep is over-rated anyway and of course brings madness.

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Goon Film Test… Oh and a zombie gets pummeled.

by Zombie Carter on September 15, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: Blog

Looks like “The Goon” is still working on funding to bring this to the theaters. I hope that becomes a reality as I love awesome animation, but I’m sick of cutsey “Pixaresque” animation. Watching the Goon pummel zombies and various other undead would be perfect.

You can see a much longer Goon mini movie that I posted a while ago here.

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Edward Cullen: Zombie

by Zombie Carter on September 14, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Sketches
Am I sexy now, Bella?! AM I SEXY NOW!?!?!?!

It’s been a while since I gave Twilight a hard time in the comic.

I just kept looking at that poster of Edward Cullen and the more I looked at him and his ridiculous hair the more he looked like a giant angry cue tip.

Edward Cullen has really stupid hair.

SEE!  He said it himself!  Now no one can sue me. 

Take that! law firm of “James, Gareth, and take all of Carter’s money!” (Hate them sooo much)

Anyway… I get the urge to draw something other than comics periodically so that’s where Today’s zombified Edward Cullen comes from.  I’m not a huge fan of vampires, it’s not that I hate them, I just prefer zombies to them so much more.

Kind of happy with the way this one came out.   Even my traitorous Edward Loving wife approved (She loves that damned vampire more than me dang it!).  That’s incredibly depressing when I drew this comic to give her a hard time in the first place.

Maybe I should have given him googly eyes or something, possibly a huge goiter.   Teen girls still find huge goiters sexy right?

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A Matter of Life, Death, and Entertainment

by Zombie Carter on September 12, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Main Story
Groucho Marx glasses... during the zombpocalypse they will spontaneously be everywhere. FYI

Am I the only one who when faced with the prospect of standing in a long line starts fantasizing about pummeling the back of the head of the person in front of me?….. Just me, I was afraid of that.

Also it doesn’t have to be a long line. (Sigh) I am a bad Monday away from becoming a serial killer.

You would think that Zombie Hunters would be harder to convert than these guys, but let’s face it they aren’t the sharpest pencils in the pack. Nobody ever said that it would be the smart people who would survive a zombpocalypse. My vote is always going to be for the most ruthless to survive.

Did I mention I’m about a bad Monday away from becoming a serial killer?

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