I did a zombified version of Bella and Edward it’s only fair to do a zombified version of Jacob Black too.
This is just one of the ways I don’t understand Twilight. One, I’m a dude and I realize that already makes it hard for me to like the books, but also I can’t find any likable characters in it. Edward’s kind of a creepy stalker who watches people sleep… because that’s normal boyfriend behavior. Then there’s Jacob Black who’s just kind of a jerk. He’s an abrasive guy with anger problems. Do girls really like that kind of thing? Weird.
I’m never going to understand this whole Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob thing. It’s a choice between a stalker and a jerk. Also (Spoilers) but Jacob’s going to have a “Relationship” with Bella’s half Vampire Baby. That’s not creepy at all is it.
I think converting the whole cast to zombies can only improve that series. All of their less than desirable characteristics will be replaced by good old wholesome cannibalistic hunger. It’s the perfect solution.
Now you want to see something really disturbing. The guy who plays Jacob, Taylor Lautner, that guy is SHARK BOY!!! Oh the humanity!
I will have this same stupid expression forever!
Aaaaaw Sweet Sweet Dignity
In a few short years I will dance with doggies instead!
Gonna laugh about this one all day long…. Shark-boy to Wolf-boy…. what’s next? Platypus-boy? I can’t wait to go to the the next Twilight movie with the wife and spoil it by doing Sharkboy immidations… Ah memories of spoiling Titanic… Do a Grover immitation during the Celine Dion song “Today boys and girls we will learn about Near and Far… Near …. Far Where Ever you Are!”
I hear they are making a sequel called Platypus Lady and slightly congealed lad.. Should be awesome.
Am I the only one that thinks a “Platypus-Boy” movie sounds awesome?
Er, just as long as Taylor Lautner has nothing to do with it.
Ha! Zombie werewolf. That’s a good one. And now I have even less reason to want to watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Carter, I am impressed at how versatile you are. And also fricking funny.
Thanks I appreciate that. Though I would probably give most of the credit for the weirder things I say to sleep deprivation and overdoses of cold medicine. So I can’t really take credit for it.
Hey, how was Reno and Worldcon? I see you didn’t get mugged and your various organs harvested. So that’s positive.
It disrupts every sensibility that I have left to find that, as a zombie, Lautner has become 247x more attractive to me. Which really isn’t giving him much credit since he ranked in the negative numbers to begin with. Ah well.
Well, I’m not quite sure on the attraction to ed or jake, but to me it seems there are a lot of girls that are into necrophilia and beastiality.m Hey, I’m just saying is all. But still, great job, almost thought zombie jacob was the result of the messed up ritual from the last comic. :p
Oh! And the sharks there added with the whole zombie thing just made me remeber that one zombie from plants vs zombies, of the dolphin zombie.
Ironically sharks are the only natural predator of zombies.
http://www.thezombienation.com/2011/09/07/shark-vs-zombie-round-2/