Zombification is a marked improvement to vampirism in my opinion. Bella Swan should have been trying for this all along.
Well I drew Edward Cullen as a zombie it was only fair and inevitable that I would draw Bella as a zombie.
Ah ha ha ha, it’s so much fun to make fun of people who are more successful than me… better looking… have… more… money..
Damn it! I hate them so much (Shakes fist in helpless jealous rage)
Before you send hate mail (Although I am Highly amused when I get those so don’t stop) yes I have read Twilight. For the Record I don’t hate it, I don’t love it either. I thought it was just okay. But at the same time I realize that as a typically insensitive male these books were not written for me. It was written for women like my wife, and she loves it. That’s cool… I guess. (Resentment)
First of all if I had written Twilight there would have been considerably more car chases, zombies, and midgets….. Great Cthulhu I love midgets!!! If you don’t love midgets your a liar. Remember “Willow” best movie ever! Way better than Twilight. Also rewriting Bella as a zombie would be fun. Think of the very very few changes I would have to make to her character. Easy.
….K I have to apologize. Look it’s late and I’m toasted on a weee bit more decongestant than I really should have taken. But I refuse to self edit! That involves hitting the backspace key and I just won’t do it.
One day I’m going to meet Stephanie Myer and she is going to beat the crap out of me! Justifiably so too.
Another great zombification.
And don’t forget to go visit the forums people. If they seem untouched and deserted, it’s because you’re not visiting they often enough.
I feel shame, I need to be in the forum more. It’s just been an incredibly busy time right now. No EXCUSES though!
I shall redouble my efforts.
Gotta agree with the Fijiman there, great zombie, empty forums, I’ll visit today and post something I promise.
I think Bella as a zombie makes sense really, she’s clumsy and uncoordinated, she’d be a Romero zombie.
Bella is simply the most glaring example of the Mary Sue character I have ever seen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_sue
I could care less about how the vampires are, it’s the Bella character that I’m not a fan of. That’s just me though.
Heh shes a surrogate sheet character that the auth *cough* every teeny popper girl can relate to and wish to be. Shes very… one dimensional and the stuff that book preaches to young girls *tsk tsk* Yes I know Im such a hater
You mean she’s not a zombie… The books make no sense now.
As a lady, I have read the books and watched the movies. I don’t hate them, but I don’t think they are the best thing ever. I have gotten some positive comments on my “Buffy stakes Edward… The End.” shirt.
I need a shirt like that.
Brilliant.. now they can make a superbreed of half-zombie-half-vampire babies… yay!
And with that picture, I sign up to everything you have and give you my money. Took me long enough, love your comic and art btw
Awesome, now if I can get a few thousand like minded people here I could quit the day job and be your humble zombie servant. A man can dream…. a man can dream.
I hate twilight Ill say it. Bland lifeless characters they may as well be zombies… as a mater of fact they would have been better that way. I will take willow any day… speaking of which.. Carter! I wanna see a zombie midget one day
Ask and ye shall receive.
http://www.thezombienation.com/2010/01/23/left-4-dead-2-concept-art-zombie-midgets/
Oh my god I forgot about that! Thats still epic!
I’m sure this would be an improvement. It might just get me through Breaking Dawn too…
That’s the book where things get really really creepy. Enjoy.
I just like to remind the twilight fans that the books were written by a sexy repressed Mormon wife with a LITTER of children, who claims God sent her dreams to make her write those books. Sadly now because of her, everyone that puts stuff out on fanfic.com (don’t know if it is real, just the point to be made though) and expects it to be made into a book and/or movie, and sadly most of the crap is.
BTW, what do you think of Real Steel, AKA “Rockem Sockem Robots: The Movie”?
I live here in Utah. You would be amazed at the number of LDS writers here, both famous and obscure. Utah has some impressive geek cred.
I don’t know anything about Real Steel, I’ll probably be getting it on DVD though. I’m a bit jaded about going to the theater lately.
Yeah your right we have some great writers… Orson scott card and Tracy Hickman come to mind
I wouldn’t mind living in Utah if it wasn’t so dang hot and dry. Before I die I really want to live someplace green.
Ironically to this discussion Forks Washington sounds like a pretty great place to live. Cold, Green, very little natural light. I approve.
The first time I saw the trailer for it, I honestly thought it was Rockem Sockem esp. when one of the heads got knocked off. I knew they were making a movie based on freaking Battleship, so I thought why not.
Anyone who hasn’t thought to describe it as Rockem Sockem Robots the movie is either too young to have even heard of Rockem Sockem Robots or had a very sad childhood. I think it looks awesome and totally want to see it.
err make that sexually repressed.
Nice, I saw your above quote and was planning to make a comment after I read through all of the rest first. Then I saw your save. I can’t help but notice that no one contradicted your “sexy mormon wife” unless the statement caused everyone else to have a petit mal and forget reading it… that would be like trying to read a book from the old ones that drives you insane… or japanese cartoons.
i hope wHen tHe inevitable zombie apocalypse come in 2012 i Get tHe CHance to eat StepHanie Myers, i don’t spect a banquet of her brains just make her scream in pain…. just a little
Sounds fun! Can I join?