Zombification is a marked improvement to vampirism in my opinion. Bella Swan should have been trying for this all along.
Well I drew Edward Cullen as a zombie it was only fair and inevitable that I would draw Bella as a zombie.
Ah ha ha ha, it’s so much fun to make fun of people who are more successful than me… better looking… have… more… money..
Damn it! I hate them so much (Shakes fist in helpless jealous rage)
Before you send hate mail (Although I am Highly amused when I get those so don’t stop) yes I have read Twilight. For the Record I don’t hate it, I don’t love it either. I thought it was just okay. But at the same time I realize that as a typically insensitive male these books were not written for me. It was written for women like my wife, and she loves it. That’s cool… I guess. (Resentment)
First of all if I had written Twilight there would have been considerably more car chases, zombies, and midgets….. Great Cthulhu I love midgets!!! If you don’t love midgets your a liar. Remember “Willow” best movie ever! Way better than Twilight. Also rewriting Bella as a zombie would be fun. Think of the very very few changes I would have to make to her character. Easy.
….K I have to apologize. Look it’s late and I’m toasted on a weee bit more decongestant than I really should have taken. But I refuse to self edit! That involves hitting the backspace key and I just won’t do it.
One day I’m going to meet Stephanie Myer and she is going to beat the crap out of me! Justifiably so too.