Summoning The “Old Ones” For Fun And Profit!
on September 19, 2011 at 4:00 amI’ve been off the grid a lot lately. Thankfully I’m back now. Man it’s good to be away from all that disgusting natural light and sickeningly fresh air. I hates that stuff.
Little known fact fresh air and natural sunlight are poisonous and will kill you. Sure it might take about eighty or ninety years to do it, but it’ll get you in the end. It’s a very slow acting poison.
Anyway, back to today’s comic. I’ve just realized that a fair amount of my story ideas end in some sort of horrible ritual or another involving the “Old Ones.” This seams to be a growing trend, but I love the little Necronomicon character so that it just may happen occasionally.
Also My daughter saw me drawing this comic and asked me “Daddy, why are you being mean to your characters… Don’t you love them?”
In a very fatherly sort of way I simply explained that daddy owned them and it brought me great joy to torment them and ruin their little lives. Then I looked at her meaningfully and said, “Did you know Daddy owns you too?”
Right before she ran away screaming I think we had a father/daughter bonding moment… There so cute when they’re scared.
That’s just good parenting my friends. She’ll thank me when she’s older.
I was laughing (and still am) while reading both the current strip and while reading the thing under it. And I would totally call my rocket launcher “Mr. Explodey!”
I’ve got plans to make some prop guns for fun. I will officially call them Mr. Explodey and Mr. Expoldey 2.0 respectively from now on.
That is the most beautiful thing I ever read. So nice to see a father daughter bonding moment. Mine can’t wait until their old enough so we can do a haunted house… I am pretty sure for halloween, she didn’t say.
The best part is the looks of disbelief/outrage my wife gives me when I mess with their little heads.
I do so love traumatizing my friends and family
Who doesn’t?
Happy talk like a pirate day!
Every year. Every f%#@ing year I don’t know it’s talk like a pirate day until later in the afternoon when there’s no point. Hell, my brother only just told me about it an hour ago. Do you KNOW how much I would love to exploit this day? I want to exploit it a lot. *insert large amounts angry ranting and swearing (like a pirate) here*
It’s “Talk like a pirate Day” I’ve been doing yard work all day and had no idea. Dang it!!!!!!
Well, your little talk with your daughter have me laughing for a good 2 minutes none stop. that was great, really great. The comic page is awesome and just too much fun. But i also wanted to let you know that it seems that the zombies int he middle east are quite friendly. As shown here. http://fatpita.net/?i=1161
Oh yes, one more for the road, and somehow I can see this. http://fatpita.net/?i=6715
LOL I’ve seen those. I had the chuck norris one as my wallpaper for a while.