A Matter of Life, Death, and Entertainment
on September 12, 2011 at 4:00 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
Am I the only one who when faced with the prospect of standing in a long line starts fantasizing about pummeling the back of the head of the person in front of me?….. Just me, I was afraid of that.
Also it doesn’t have to be a long line. (Sigh) I am a bad Monday away from becoming a serial killer.
You would think that Zombie Hunters would be harder to convert than these guys, but let’s face it they aren’t the sharpest pencils in the pack. Nobody ever said that it would be the smart people who would survive a zombpocalypse. My vote is always going to be for the most ruthless to survive.
Did I mention I’m about a bad Monday away from becoming a serial killer?
Where does the magic supply of nose glasses come from? When you get your pair, do you auto get a second to hand to the next person? Will humanity really rest with Groucho Marx glasses? If anyone besides me reads this in that announcer for movie trailers voice, ten points.
Ten points for me. Ten points for me. I got ten points. Oh yes, ten points for me. ( this should be read as if I’m singing it like this.
TEN POINTS! Also when you see something like the glasses that doesn’t really make sense…. a wizard did it.
Those last two panels were hilarious!
At this rate at least 75% of the ZITS army is going to be zombies by the time Moon is in the front.
D’oh! Put my email in wrong. B(
I gotta disgree with you bro. I feel like the zompocalypse is meant to wipe out all of the idiots in the world. No common sense idiots not “that person didnt go to college so the must be stupid” idiots.
The problem with that is that at one point in everyone’s life EVERYONE is an idiot.
If we get rid of all the idiots, no one will be left…. Then who’s going to feed my goldfish?!
Okay, reader for over a year, but first time commenter… While I don’t agree with Gandhi about the zombocalypse being MEANT to wipe out all the idiots, I think it will do something towards lightening up that particular load. And I don’t think he means all idiots in the sense that everyone has a stupid moment, and therefore everyone is an idiot. Just the ones who KEEP doing stupid, stupid things. You know, always driving like an asshole and rubbernecking (oh, God, let the zombocalypse put an end to rubbernecking, one way or another), making situations worse by being a douche and not doing a smart, common sense/courteous thing, standing in front of someone in a long line on a bad Monday. You know, those kinds of things.
As to who will feed your goldfish, well, when zombies overthrow the world, will they be the kind that only eat people, or will they be indiscriminate living flesh eaters? Because then the question may be not who will feed the fish, but who will the fish feed? Just something that needs clearing up, my good sir.
Not sure if this was brought up before but….wouldnt someone notice the tell tale instant flesh discolorations { IE those blotches that all the zombies seem to instantly develope} after a while?
No one noticed Moon and Lovecraft and they’ve been there for a while.
Someone’s bound to go nosing around those noses. One has to wonder, though… is fresh zombie meat safe to eat? In the apocalypse, it’s eat or be eaten!
One line was missing for the movie announcer: “Will Moon make it to the front of the line in time? Tune in next time to your same Zombie Nation Station.”