Left 4 Dead 3: The Zombie Hipster
on August 8, 2011 at 4:00 amIt’s time once again for another open love letter to Valve Software.
Dear Valve Software
Again, out of the goodness of my heart I offer you more delightful concept art for your next installment of “Left 4 Dead.”
This drawing of a Zombie Hipster was lovingly crafted from puppy dog kisses and the joyful tears of a thousand moderately incontinent angels… So you know it’s got to be good.
Feel free to use this concept art in whatever way you see fit, and if perhaps you feel the need to pull up to my home in the worlds longest limosene and offer me a position at your company complete with a lavish salery and three beautiful cheerleaders to chant my name as I work…. Well, I can tell you that I wouldn’t turn that down.
Hugs and Kisses
Carter Reid
Illustrator/Cartoonist Extraordinaire
Duhh.. I’m a hipster and I talk about event like I actually saw them, but they actually happend before I was born, but I was actually there (as a sperm or an egg).. Also I love drinking PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) because I’m part of the working class, yet I have no job and my parents are funding my lifestyle… Oh yah I love wearing skinny jeans and black rimmed glass, eventhough I have perfect vision…
yuk yuk yuk
“the ironing is delicious” – Bart Simpson
There’s a lot of people who don’t like hipsters. Being thirty-six I’ve seen fads come and go my whole life.
(This is the part where I desperately try to not confess that I had a mullet in Junior High…. Damn it! I confessed)
wtf? I’m a worried looking bitch now?? wtf happend to the giant purple penis?!?!?!
geeeez….
Would you rather have the girl or the penis? And, of coarse, you could always get your own picture if you don’t like the first two options.
After so many people complained about the purple wang you want it back? MADNESS I SAY!
My letter to Valve would say: Dear Valve, please stop updating L4D every two hours so that I can play it without fear of the game crashing on me. Also, please release SOMETHING Half Life related soon.
The term hipster just sounds retarded to me. Therefor, anyone who uses it frequently sounds retarded to me.
I agree with everything you just said.
dude, are you stalking me or something? you keep drawing my family members. its creepy. all you need is a Seabee zombie and a home depot zombie and you would have everyone.
if you are its totally cool. all i ask is that you don’t forget the chocolate pudding. i likes pudding
I am totally stalking you. I stalk all my readers. Go on look outside. You see that guy in the bushes? No not that guy, the naked one standing next to him. The one with the binoculars.
That’s me.
WOW your all the way in Afghanistan…. BUT NO PUDDING!!!! *pouts* you cant be my friend any more. i am hiring a more pudding oriented stalker
What?! I thought I told you to leave and never come back! (not you Carter, you can stay) Yes, you, John. GET THE F#%& OFF MY LAWN! And no I don’t care if you were there first, I still never want to see you here again.
YOU HAVE JOHN TOOO!!!!!! that guy is creepy… i wonder if he is a second
hand stalker. you know the guy that stalks someone by going to the places his target goes to. Congrats Carter you have a second had stalker!!
I just wish he would stop offering to give me creepy back rubs… It’s getting awkward.
What makes you think players would not take them out as well? Hipsters are like cheerleaders, they would be among the first to be fed to the ravening hoardes of zombies. Of course we would cover them in bar-b-que sauce first.