Left 4 Dead 3: Larper Zombie Miniboss
on July 25, 2011 at 4:00 amPosted In: comics, Left 4 Dead Concept Art
The most deadly zombie of them all provided you are afraid of people throwing tennis balls at your head and screaming “Lighting bolt! Lightning bolt!”
It’s time once again for my open love letter to Valve Software…..
Dear Valve
I wish to have your collective baby. Knowing that you simply cannot live without my awesome (and unasked for) fan art I have again thoughtfully submitted another zombie boss illustration that you can add to any future version of “Left 4 Dead” you would like.
Please accept this illustration as a simple down payment on the vast amount of artwork I’ll do for you when you hire me at what I can only assume will be a ridiculously impressive salary.
Sincerely
ZombieCarter
You forgot, Boxer Shorts of Visibility, + 10 damage to anything with eyes.
LOL
*with living eyes.
Love the Goatee… +2 for food catching/storing for later consumption?
No, that’s only for mustaches. Goatees are generally too far from the mouth to actually be useful for such a task.
THIS IS OFFENSIVE!
Only to the easily offended. Let me guess, female Christian who thinks God hates gay people. Holy shit, It’s like I know you or something.
Look, if that’s going to offend you then go watch reruns of Touched by an Angel while the rest of us enjoy the variety that is the real world.
Offended yet? Taste the rainbow. <==8
Offensive??? …um How? Are larpers near and dear to your heart to the point I can’t poke a little fun at them?
I try to be very inclusive in my site, but I feel you may be overreacting a bit.
You can feel free to e-mail me if you’d like to discuss it further I suppose. It won’t change anything on the site I’m afraid, but I am curious as to why your upset.
No, Capt Jimbob Sherwood is over reacting. And being very rude.
I think this is a beginner troll. They haven’t worked up the practice or brain power to manage real insults or to start debates, so they just shout out what they think will stir up trouble. Careful, next he might call you a poo poo head, or use the word “stupid” liberally with a lot of curse words he thinks makes him look like a real grown up.
Again, the only real troll I see here is Capt Jimbob.
Holy Snap Doggers! I think you all have missed the point… It is offensive because the comic book is rolled up and in a back pocket. I mean come on people that is a great way to ruin the resale value of a comic book. How are you supposed to sell it for a ton of money if it is rolled up and rumpled in the back pocket. you buy the comic for what $3? ( I haven’t bought comic is years) put it in a baggie an store it safely out of the sun. then years later you sell it for a whoping $3.50!!! Booya! I have a friend who used to collect comic and that was his big plan. Ran into him the other day and asked him about it… resold for big $$$? nope, son reads them… I decided to not ask about his Star Wars and GI Joe ‘collectible’ figures.
Side note. Those GI Joes are excellent to use when you are working on your plan to live through the zompocalypse. Just sucks when everyone wants to be Snake Eyes.
Well, I am a Christian and I don’t see how, in anyway, this is offensive. Unless “G” is dating a zombie larper?
BTW Carter, love the letter.
Thanks, one day…. oh yes…. one day I shall work there. Until then, the open letters of love shall continue.
Or they will put a restraining order out on me. I’m cool with either option really.
Being Christian, I find nothing offensive here or against anything in the Bible. So here are a few suggestions:
A Zombie Televangelist
A Zombie Nun
A Zombie Hairy Krishna (Not Sure i Spelled that one right. Yes I am old enough to remember them)
A Zombie Mooney (Also old enough to remember them)
Could also be a “Bot” I get about fifty bots a week that try to put some random text into a comment in the hopes of getting a back link or someone to click on their link. Only there was no link on their post so who knows?
Then again it could be someone who is just offended by the concept of zombies…. (Gasp!) Those people exist, which is weird I know.
Would have been nice to know but no hate mail so far. (sadness)
Here is some hate mail to make you feel better:
HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,HATE MAIL,
I always thought that zombies in Israel around the time of Christ (not necessarily interacting with Christ, though), would make for an awesome story. Wouldn’t Lazarus be the First Israelite Zombie?
OH I read some comic “Zombie Tales” I think it was where that idea was explored. Lazerous was the first zombie in it. Really well drawn.
Good story my crappy description doesn’t do it justice.
Maybe a link will help?
So Carter, what did you think of my ideas for new zombies?
Personally I like the idea, as I’m an incredibly hard guy to offend (dude, I’ve got skin so thick I might as well be a rhino) but I made a conscious choice when I started the comic to leave matters of Religion and Politics out of it.
This day and age it seams impossible to have a conversation about that without it turning ugly. I only ever mention those subjects very lightly.
Now every other subject is up for grabs, and I’ll happily poke fun at myself and everyone else.
Perhaps some cameos by Achmed, the Dead Terrorist?
How about a zombie football player, with his head in a helmet tucked under his arm like a football?
Dear Zombie Carter, We love your comic but its so epic that no mortal eyes could see it in a video game, sorry -Valve
This is the part where I curl up in the fetal position and weep bitter bitter tears……… Wait a sec! That says “Fake” Valve Employee. My dream still lives.
I know, I am a dork.
How about a video game where the player is Cthulu holding a slingshot, and the ammo is your various zombies that you launch at hoards of humans to turn them into zombies.
That kink of sounds like survival mode in L4D. Only difference is that in L4D it would be like Cthulu just had A LOT of sugar and coffee. Or human souls and blood, depending on what he feels like.
i have to ask, where did you get a picture of my brother? it looks just like him. and strangely enough…. my ex
of course she don’t have a gotee, and she stole my kit rae sword.
She got your sword. Wow, if my ex would have got a hold of a sword I’d be dead right now. (Curls up in fetal position from the memories.)
*slaps Carter out of fetal position* Get a hold of yourself! How are you going to draw more zombie concepts like that?! Now get back to that drawing board and come up with some more to increase the chances of Valve noticing you!
Will do. The threat of physical violence is a powerful motivator.
I just got a copy of L4D the other day and I have noticed two things. One; they seem to need to update the game far too often.(once a day is annoying. more that once a day is a sign that something isn’t right) Two; the zombies cheat a lot more than I remember from the last time I played.(over a year ago) The game is still enjoyable though, when my game isn’t crapping out or I’m not playing with a bunch of idiots who don’t realize the importance of a mic that is.
With needy kids it’s almost impossible for me to play with others online. I have to pause the game just about every five minutes to handle something.
Frustrating. Those dang kids better support me in my old age for all the stuff I give up for them.
Yes, kids are very needy until they’re teens, at which point they only need you for money and transportation.
Oh, and I figured out that the reason L4D keeps screwing up is because Valve keeps updating the thing every few hours which is in no way necessary unless the game was bugged to hell when you released it.(like New Vegas, but they only update once every week or so last time I checked)
… i wish haha
I’m very afraid of those ligthing bolts
Heck yeah getting hit with one of those tennis balls… I mean lightning bolts. Your risking a party wipe right there.