You Can’t Spell “Consummate Professional” without “Consume”
on July 11, 2011 at 4:00 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
Seeing as the Necronomicon is actually a made up book in the writings of H.P. Lovecraft what do you think the odds are that it would have anything in it about stopping a zombie apocalypse?
I’m going to guess probably not good odds. In fact the Necronomicon is supposed to contain accounts of the “Old Ones” and various rituals for summoning them. Who knows how much info it has about zombies at all.
Someone is going to have to perform a seance to summon the spirit of H.P. Lovecraft so we can question him… Also I want his autograph.
Ha! I love how the Necronomicon is licking his hand while he uses it as an excuse to watch porn.
My guess is that they would try to do an spell/summonings in reverse if they found anything dealing with summoning zombies in there.
He’s probably thanking the doctor. His eyes might be on the cover, but I’m betting he’s still getting some benefits.
This could be true. I also wonder if the general has developed the ability to see through the blind fold.
Not yet, but his temporary blindness will come in handy later on.
Did you know that if you speak the summoning spells in reverse you get the lyrics from the Partridge Family songs? .. true… also those same songs raise the Fishmen from Innsmouth.
The Apocalypse is upon but NOTHING will stop Apple from making the ipad 42.
How else you gonna watch your porn when you have to stay mobile?
In case of apocalypse Apple sugests converting back to those magazines you have hidden under your bed
Knowing apple it could be raining brimstone and rabid sharks and they would still want me to buy their latest gadget.
And sadly enough, I would happily do so.
Knowing Microsoft, come the apocalypse they would jump for joy since they no longer have to fix the bugs in their latest releases.
Stopping the Zombie Apocalypse with the Necronomicon as described by Lovecraft? Easy, summon Cthulhu, beat him up, then put him in a Pokéball and there you go!
I think it’s that second part you may have a hard time with.
Ia Cthulhu! Once He arrives, you won’t care whether there are zombies around or not.
Very very true. That’s why I live so far inland. I’m terrified of “Deep Ones” coming to get me.
Course I live next to the “Great Salt Lake” I suppose I could get attacked by giant mutated shrimp or something from that.
Chances of stopping an apocalypse in the necronomicon? I thought that was all about STARTING an apocalypse by summoning up the great old one himself, Cthulhu. I think the only thing with zombie ish things Ive seen come from Lovecraft is the animator which is… well a bit different and not attached to the cthulhu stuff I thought… could be wrong there of course. On a side note I am surprised the good doctor is still sane with the image of a deep one staring out from that book at him. Anyways… Cthulhu fhtagn
I’m not sure he has spent much time actually looking at the book. An iPad is very distracting after all.
Maybe I’m mistaken; it’s a long time since I read Lovecraft, but aren’t the followers of Cthulhu which he’s going to consume zombies? If so, all they need to do is summon Cthulhu. What could possibly go wrong?
Well in my comic world yes they are all zombies. BTW Cthulhu was very disapointed by that.
Sorry to nitpick. The “your well aware” in the first panel should be “you’re well aware.” I have the voices of dead English professors whispering in my braiiinnnnnsssssss.
I hate it when they do that. It’s always so annoying, especially when you know you spelled something wrong but have no idea how to fix it.
I have always been a terrible speller. My brain is just not wired for it for some reason.
Dammit! I get that one wrong all the time. I swear I have some sort of mental block that keeps me from spelling that correctly.
Thanks for notice, I’ll fix that tonight.