For the record my blinds are always closed…. But I have noticed that yours are not.
Thanks I appreciate that. It makes staring naked at you from the bushes so much easier. Also, it’s very cold out here so don’t you judge me.
You’re judging me aren’t you…. Damn it.
I’m really uncomfortable with Moon’s chest hair and size of nipples… On the other hand Romey’s chick is uber hot.. I give this comic an even, not positive nor negative…
Deep down inside I wish I could be Romey….
I would have thought the chest hair and enormous man nipples would have been a plus. I clearly just don’t understand people anymore. (Melodramatic sigh)
Just be thankful that Moon doesn’t have Tassels going… yet.
He keeps a set of pasties in his hat for emergencies.
Nobody judges you here @ Stalkers Anonymous. We offer support and tips on how to stalk more effectivel… I mean to curb those urges while you are in your car passing by Kate Beckinsale’s house, sweet sweet Kate. OK just make sure you have a good set of binoculars and a hi-def video camera with a really good zoom.
…mmmmmm Kate Beckinsale. She is incredibly pretty. I’ll add her to the huge list of people I stalk.
Thats his chest hai…? Oh my god! took it for some kind of furry toy but that… I think im a sexual now…
It is the oddest clump of chest hair that has ever existed. I wanted it to be as silly as possible.
Don’t lie and say you don’t like it.
Stalking is a serious medical condition. I don’t think it should be taken so lightly, not to mention poking fun at the peeping patients.
There is a cure. It will be found … one day.
This cure of which you speak, perhaps it consists of Pepper spray, charges, and a new prison buddy who thinks I have a “Perdy mouth?”
Actually that last one makes a pretty good preventative. I’m not going to do anything illegal for fear of going to prison and being someone’s boyfriend.
I’m too pretty for prison.
Think how easy it would be to stalk your cell mate though. You wouldn’t even have to hide in the bushes. Although that may take some of the fun out of it.
Easy yes, painful yes.
I’ve got a friend who worked as a Nurse in a jail. I assure you all the rumors are true. That’s a lot of incentive for me to obey the law.
I wonder how I can stalk people legally?
Wedding ring?
But then I can’t stalk multiple people. You can see the bind I’m in.
So many people to stalk so little time.
You seemed to have been channeling me there Carter….erm…please dont close the blinds, I have such a good view from here…..
Don’t worry I won’t close them. Why would I want to deprive you of a look at my glorious glorious back hair. So thick and luxurious at this point it’s like a noble animal’s pelt.
Ha try getting that image out of your head.
OK, this definately calls for me to sick Fluffy the Hellhound on someone.
It’s a good thing that summer gives me a good reason to keep all the blinds closed, otherwise I might wake up one morning and find Moon outside my window.
You make that sound like a bad thing. That would be awesome. It would mark the start of the zombpocalypse and you would have your very own stalker.
Yes, but he would probably be making that face and that is NOT what I want to see first thing in the morning. Also, would you REALLY want to have Moon as a stalker in the first place?
poor girl… wait did she get bit by a furry or is she still wearing the ears for some reason?
She just likes them, and she’s coming straight from a furry convention so she hasn’t changed. She has a role to play in a few upcoming strips so she’ll be around for a while. Also a recurring character.
I will be working on her design though as I think I can do better than that now.
It suddenly struck me!
why does the chick have two sets of ears?
She’s a cosplay girl. She thinks that she’s a fox.