How does one go about pretending to be human? Vampires and werewolves don’t seam to have a problem doing it. Even Edward Cullen with his sparkly skin managed to do it. Even though that was kind of stupid. Really… really…. Sunlight makes you sparkle, but this sixty watt lightbulb three feat to your left ain’t doing anything for ya.
Zombies probably would have a much harder time pulling it off the whole “Pretending to be human” thing though. It’s the stink you see, it’s pretty hard to cover it up.
Though I suppose you could make up some rules about how they are perfectly preserved for your zombie story though. Mine aren’t though… they kinda smell.
Life as one of the undead must be hard.
So….step 1, get a female zombie to go instead? They still have noses if I recall?
Hell, why not go as a furry or maybe send in the zombie hunter’s sister as a counter agent…with boobs.
Boobs make everything better.
I disagree…. no, wait, I agree, boobs make everything better.
No argument here.
I would have a female zombie do the infiltrating, but the only female zombie character I have at the moment alternates between loving Lovecraft, and wanting to destroy him and render him down to a fine paste.
Besides Lovecraft and the Necronomicon are soul mates bonded together through mutual bitterness and rage. He has a personal stake in this.
Not true if I remember correctly there is the zombified z.i.t.s members zombie girlfriend
….mmmm…. she’s out on a date and therefore unavailable.
(Crap!, People know my comic better than I do.. I feel shame)
I’m just able to remember usfull stuff at useless times
I’ve got it! Just surround yourself with as many hot girls as possible and have them all wear perfume. It solves three problems at once! One: the smell, two: them seeing you(the rotting skin doesn’t help much with the sneaking), and three: needing to be with a hot girl. 8)
Nah that just creates more problems… for instance how do you convince several attractive women to hang out with you when you’re a smelly dead guy?
Bribes? And like I said, they would be wearing perfume to cover up the zombie stink.
I think you’d have to shell out far too much in bribes to make it worth it.
Not only do zombies stink, but these guys are kind of a greenish color, kinda hard to blend in with the pink and brown folks, ya know? UNLESS they wear makeup, hehehe, Moon.
Also, it seems that the fox girl (and who DOESN’T like anime cat or fox girls in Japanese schoolgirl outfits) is a bit of a… gggguuuuuhhhh boooooobies, gggguuuuuhhhh. Whoops, sorry there let me finish wiping up the drool and gggguuuuuhhhh, boooooobies, gggguuuuuhhhh…
I can see Moon wearing make up. The dude already had no problem wearing a dress.
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