Today’s comic isn’t really meant to be funny, although if you find it amusing then consider yourself awesome.
I was just messing around drawing my ideas for “Left 4 Dead 3′s” possible survivors today and I wanted to fully render the sketch I did of this Cheerleader survivor. It was only fair to draw her as a survivor since I’ve already done the cheerleader zombie boss version.
“Left 4 Dead” always has at least one female survivor you can play. I’d like to throw my suggestion in for making the female survivor of any upcoming sequel a cheerleader.
Why you ask? Because I’m a pig! That’s why… There, I said it. Are you happy now that you’ve outed me?
(This is where I curl up in the fetal position and weep)
Chew ‘em up! Spit ‘em out Rah Rah Rah! … oh wait who is she cheering on?
Me of course! Okay I could be full of crap.
You know, it could turn out to be a MALE cheerleader…hmmm, then what?
That’s really going to throw a wrench into my preteen zombie apocalypse fantasy. Those always seemed to revolve around saving the cheerleader, who of course would think that I’m awesome.
If the cheerleader happens to be a dude…
Well, then at least I have someone to play Halo with till the zombie apocalypse is over. See I’m adaptable.
One of the first things that went across my mind when I saw this was the zombie cheerleader. Is that a Cricket bat?
Here’s something interesting I saw today: Rock of the dead, a video game kind of like guitar hero. Might have thought about buying it if I hadn’t already bought Portal 2 and Microsoft points. That and I’m not into those kinds of games.
Rock of the dead… Interesting. I’ll try to track that down.
Mmmmmmm…… This happens to be my zombie apocalypse dream. Yes that would be my dream. Me one of my friends *halo* then hot cheerleader after hot cheerleader. Actually it be the reason id get up in the morning break a few skulls then rescue a few cheerleaders see the end of the world isn’t so wierd.
I mean bad
Also add a cheerleader cgaracter
Yes I’m demanding
Also doesn’t your wife ever get mad about u drawing this kind of stuff
You would think she would, but she actually encouraged me to have more cleavage in my comic. You want to hear something really scary? My Father-in-Law reads my comic and told me I should have more cleavage in it too.
So I’m not nearly as nervous about putting that type of thing in here anymore and I do love cleavage.
That’s insanely cool and I was going to stalk u but when I got there your zombies came out and my rifle jammed so ya u got lucky
Aha! But now I can reverse stalk you (is that a term). Keep in mind as an avid camper in Utah’s vast wasteland I know dozens of places no one will ever find you. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!
Ya but I live many many different states away *yes I hijacked a private jet to get to utah
I think that’s why the zombpocalypse is so popular. It speaks to the very caveman part of all of us.
Grog go kill enemies! Grog secures and protect mates to ensure genetic information survives! Grog had word of the day toilet paper.
Cute, perky cheerleader-types aren’t well suited for surviving apocalypses… apocalypi? They’re usually the first to go. In reality, the surviving females strongly tend to be the butch, hairy homosexual type, because they train all their lives to fight grabby men that like to bite and gnaw (usually to protect their pretty, ditzy, bisexual girlfriend)
But when I was twelve I very rarely fantasized about that type of butch woman…. rarely (Looks shifty and won’t make eye contact)
You do realize that cheerleaders are usually the first ones to be killed? They are usually the ones who do something stupid to get eaten by the zombies first, or they annoy the survivors enough that the survivors kill the cheerleaders first.
Yes, but they are so bouncy and well…. Look this is my twelve year old fantasy here. Now I’m not particularly mature, but at age twelve it was even worse.
You’ve got to keep in mind there was no internet when I was twelve (Yes I’m that old) cheerleaders were all I had to fantasize about.
You mean you hadn’t found your dad’s supply of Playboys yet? o.O
Do not Worry Carter, Darwinism usually removes most cheerleaders from the gene pool rather quickly. Of course as zombies, they are even lower on the IQ scale.
But… I… Like cheerleaders. They are bouncy, and fun. Okay sure in highschool they never would have given me the time of day but….
Wait where was I going with that thought? I was suddenly overwhelmed with bitterness and regret over my misspent youth.
Just remember this:
Cheerleaders hate anyone with an IQ higher than theirs.
Actually, cheerleaders are often in better shape than most of the athletes they cheer for. Besides, in my school, most of the cheer squad was on the honor role. True, there was the typical ditz in the bunch but most were actually very inteligent and (oddly enough) friendly.
I believe that. Sadly when I went to Highschool I never talked to the cheerleaders. ‘Course that’s probably my fault. I didn’t talk to anyone for those three years.
Dark day, my friend, dark days. I don’t ever want to relive my Highschool career.
gotta love her facial expression…