
What is the best armor for fighting zombies? Leather, chain mail, Kevlar,….. Speedos?
Vacuum form plastic would be a pretty good option. It’s lightweight and too hard to bite through. Plus dressing up as the Empire’s finest would be cool.
Or….
You could go with the speedo option. Sure it wouldn’t protect you much, but I’m assuming that the idea would be to distract the zombies with your excessive back hair thereby making it easier to defeat them.


Hmmm, I notice that he still has his blindfold on… Reading the Necronomicon made him a Jedi. Or is he really in touch with his feeling and can reach out with them.
I knew the saga would show up sooner or later. You can have the blindfold guy start to think he is blind Jedi Master from the Star Wars: Force Unleashed game series.
Z.I.T.S. – lol.
It would be incredible cool (and freaky) to see a bunch of storm troopers fighting Zombies. BTW, don’t give Lucas any ideas, he’ll add one zombie scene and resell he whole series … AGAIN!
I was going to have a comic where he was trying to jam his eyeballs back in, but it just didn’t work. Eventually the bandage will come off, but it’s very likely he’s going to have problems keeping his eyeballs in place from now on. That’s what you get for reading the Necronomicon.
I admit I would pay George Lucas all my money if he would do a Star Wars zombie movie. That would be my two favorite things crammed together.
Even better if he would let someone else direct it. He’s insane now.
With any luck, that venture wouldn’t end up like the Star Wars Holiday special. *shudders*
But…. But…. Life day! How awesome is the Wookie’s Life Day?!
Makes Christmas look silly by comparison.
I’ve not seen the whole thing and I know it’s bad. Think about it, aside from my mentioning it how often do you hear people even talking about the thing? My guess, next to nobody.
Star Wars already has the Razghouls… a pretty lame “Zombie” that is spread by infection AND dark side powers. Aside that, Razghouls are more like shaven rabid monekys crossed with werewolves (also shaved). But that is extended universe stuff and doesn’t really fit in the rest.
Brilliant, Another reason why Star Wars is one of the greatest movies of all time.
Star Wars to the rescue!
Agreed, man I love those movies. The prequels not so much but the first three I’ve seen way too many times to be healthy.
HA! Best. Zombie fighting. Armor. Ever. ….So far.
It’s really not a bad idea. It’s lightweight and hard to bite through. Plus, dude, your dressed as a stormtrooper!
First off id end up in a speedo……(don’t judge me). Second the movie would probably be animated because of that thing cartoon network does.
What thing?
They do this star wars the clone wars cartoon
I’ve seen that, better than “The Phantom Menace”
I like all of the Star Wars movies (haven’t seen the animated one yet) and I also watch the cartoon, which is also enjoyable. As much as I like Star Wars, however, I do hope that Lucas doesn’t make anymore movies.
I want more Star Wars movies… But yeah, I want someone else to direct them.
Also Carter idk about your other fans but I’m pretty shure I’m the only on that’s 13 ya I’m pretty proud of that
Ah man. I’m going to have to use my old man voice and start calling you a “Young Whippersnapper”
What the hell is a “Whippersnapper” anyway?
Ummm…. I really don’t know
I suddenly have the Imperial theme running through my head.
Whippersnapper comes from the late 17th century and is generally for an unimportant but offensively presumptuous person, especially a young one. ;D
Just remember to stay off Carters lawn… He may have zombies buried there ready to grab the unsuspecting ankle.
I was wondering why my lawn was so bumpy.
*shiver*
See that’s why I love doing this comic. It’s the fear I create.
A friend of mine asked asked me once “Aren’t you afraid of stalkers” then he thought about it a moment and said “well based on your broken moral compass and permissive views on cannibalism… maybe stalkers should be afraid of you.”
I’m still not sure if he was complementing me or insulting me.
Awesome.
Jut wanna make a quick suggestion. With all new and awesome boobies being added to the strip, maybe you could/should update the cast? I dunno would be cool to get a better understanding of them.. Oh wait, nevermind, they’re just tits.. Hehehe no seriously…
No it’s a good suggestion. The ZITS characters will be recurring so they should be added to the cast page. I’ll have to make some time to add them.
Oh crap! Now I have to give them names.
Ya u should add the zits chicks sister too
Aha, you just want me to bring her back as a recurring character. I’m on to you.
No…..yes*shame*
Well the way i see it the speedo’s option might be the better way to go….it all depends on how you use it. For example i would find the biggest fat guy i could and put him in the speedos. To you or i that would be a horrible sight worth clawing your eyes out. However to a zombie it would be like finding 2 twinkies in the same wrapper over flowing with juicy bites.
See, I like the way you think. That’s a ruthless and cruel survival tactic…. also it would be funny to watch.
I approve.